Wouldn't it be really funny if.....

[TheMajor]

1. Ulloa is easily your first choice striker. Fact. Your recent up turn in fortunes has come with him starting each week with the headless chicken being demoted to the bench. Are you forgetting we also have Kevin Phillips, the player that scored 17 goals last year and already has 2 for us just from brief cameos? You then list players that have scored 5 or 6 goals for you as if to show only BHA have goals through there team. Well I can do the same: Zaha, Dikgacoi and Moritz each have 5. I think you've lost this argument Maj, know your football, know your league...

2: So because we didn't beat Watford you think Zaha as an individual was shit? Good grief. If that game had lasted another 5 minutes we would have won, they were on the ropes big time. I also notice how you conveniently failed to acknowledge his performance in the Boro game, surely a Palace obsessive like you would have seen the FLS where he tore the Boro right back a new arsehole in a 4-1 win. You keep critising his stats you geek, it shows you know nothing about football and I'll trust Fergie over you any day of the week thanks.

3. If we go up and come back down so be it. But with the huge money on offer in the Prem next year our club will be vastly strengthened and would blow you out of the water in terms of finances. And there's no guarantee we would come back down. Holloway has experience in that division, he was only half an hour away from keeping Blackpool in the Prem 2 years ago despite having a wage budget that went no higher than £10k per week for any player.

1. Dickaguy has 4 - know your own team before you spout about ours

My point was that you have relied on one player to secure an additional 19 points this season and if he fails then so do Palace. We do NOT rely on one player therefore have a more balanced chance of success.

2. I didn't say Z*** was shit - I said he was average as backed up by facts/stats. Being "unplayable" doesn't mean scrapping a 2-2 draw.
The fact that Palace supporters are creaming themselves at the sale of their best player shows them up to be plastic Man U fans. "Real" supporters would lament the sale of their best player especially to a club whose idol once jumped into your crowd to attack one of your fans. How pathetic do you lot look licking their backsides and wishing him well.

3. Very fitting that you have a manager who couldn't survive in the Prem. The Wurzel Gimps experience of the Prem is automatic relegation - something you have done on 4 consecutive occasions. One would hope that should you enjoy the Prem millions you would payback those you screwed in your administration years - but no chance of that from a Club with no morale compass.

 

[chucky1973]

To be fair, there are a few of our posters who only seem motivated to post when it comes to Palace threads. [MENTION=21798]TheMajor[/MENTION] and [MENTION=4019]Triggaaar[/MENTION] are omnipotent in threads involving the Nigels. It's all very pathetic, but I'm sure one of them (if not both) will justify it by mentioning our upcoming spackfest and by mentioning our proximity in the league table. It's all just a cover. The hatred of Palace seems to excite people more than the supporting of Brighton and Hove Albion.

You call me pathetic and then say spackfest? You're a twat.
While I enjoy correcting the most deluded of the Palace fans on here, I clearly support Brighton more than you anyway. You don't get me starting threads saying Kuszczak is shit.

i didnt mean to start an argument!!

 

[5 Zero]

Double post

 

[5 Zero]

1. Dickaguy has 4 - know your own team before you spout about ours

My point was that you have relied on one player to secure an additional 19 points this season and if he fails then so do Palace. We do NOT rely on one player therefore have a more balanced chance of success.

2. I didn't say Z*** was shit - I said he was average as backed up by facts/stats. Being "unplayable" doesn't mean scrapping a 2-2 draw.
The fact that Palace supporters are creaming themselves at the sale of their best player shows them up to be plastic Man U fans. "Real" supporters would lament the sale of their best player especially to a club whose idol once jumped into your crowd to attack one of your fans. How pathetic do you lot look licking their backsides and wishing him well.

3. Very fitting that you have a manager who couldn't survive in the Prem. The Wurzel Gimps experience of the Prem is automatic relegation - something you have done on 4 consecutive occasions. One would hope that should you enjoy the Prem millions you would payback those you screwed in your administration years - but no chance of that from a Club with no morale compass.

1. Dikgacoi has scored 5 goals this season. Fact.*

2. The fact that you have bothered to research that stat about Murray shows you up for the utter sad case you are, I bet 99.9% of Palace fans didn't even know that. And I love how you assume that if Murray hadn't of been playing we would of dropped all those 19 points?! It's not like we would have started those games with 10 men and I'm sure we would have brought in another decent striker on loan if he had picked up a serious injury. Any half decent striker would flourish in our team as we set up to attack (unlike your boring defensive game) and we have real match winners in the team. You then again persist in stating that a few in your team has contributed goals to show your not reliant on one but I already showed you a similar list of our players that have scored just as many but you choose to ignore that? Just like the fact you ignored my comment that we now have another natural goal scorer in Phillips. (And i forgot, add to that Dobbie, who will get goals if played correctly, something Gustavo again failed at) Why? Because you only see what you want to see.

3.*We didn't criticise the sale of Wilf because we knew he was to good for us . He is easily already a top 4 Premiership player. Add to that, the money we got was extremely good business and strengthens our club in the long term. Even a club like Man U will sell if the money is right as seen by Ronaldo going to Madrid. Let's be honest, you're*basing your opinion of Zaha purely on stats. You sound like the typical Football Manager generation. As I say, Sir Alex rates him, the England manager rates him and most people that see him play week in week out rate him. With all due respect, I couldn't give two shits what you think as you're*just a boring statto/troll who I doubt even goes to games.*

3. Yes, we have a manager that has been in the Prem. More than can be said for you. Yes, we have been in the Prem 4 times. More than can be said for you. And oh look, the old admin card is being played now. Shows you're starting to get desperate Maj...

 

[upthealbion1970]

Gus has no experience in the prem

Played more prem games than the entire palace payroll

 

[5 Zero]

Gus has no experience in the prem

Played more prem games than the entire palace payroll

And? Roy Keane was a great player who made hundreds of apperances for the most successful side in English history. Didn't stop him being a shit manager though.

 

[TheMajor]

1. Dikgacoi has scored 5 goals this season. Fact.*

Before we continue our argument please prove to me that Dickaguy has scored five league goals this season. If you can then I will disappear for a week - if you lose then I will expect you to disappear for a week.

I do hope you are not counting his cup goal at Exeter as this would be completely irrelevant in a discussion on league positions and league goals, and would appear that you are deliberately lying to try and score a point against TheMajor.

Over to you.

 

[5 Zero]

Before we continue our argument please prove to me that Dickaguy has scored five league goals this season. If you can then I will disappear for a week - if you lose then I will expect you to disappear for a week.

I do hope you are not counting his cup goal at Exeter as this would be completely irrelevant in a discussion on league positions and league goals, and would appear that you are deliberately lying to try and score a point against TheMajor.

Over to you.

Where in our previous posts did it say to focus purely on league? You said we do not have goals in our side other than Murray. I then showed you a list of 3 players that have contributed 5 goals each this season. I don't need to lie to point score against you, it easy enough, the fact you are desperately quibbling over 1 goal is testament to that...

P.s once again you only see what you want to see and choose to ignore the points you have no comeback to. You can't be taken seriously Maj

 

[TheMajor]

Where in our previous posts did it say to focus purely on league? You said we do not have goals in our side other than Murray. I then showed you a list of 3 players that have contributed 5 goals each this season. I don't need to lie to point score against you, it easy enough, the fact you are desperately quibbling over 1 goal in testament to that...

P.s once again you only see what you want to see and choose to ignore the points you have no comeback to. You can't bs taken seriously Maj

You lose. As I thought - you know F*ck all about Palace or football. I have now filed you under "armchair fan".

Same old Palace - always cheating. Now FOAD.

 

[5 Zero]

You lose. As I thought - you know F*ck all about Palace or football. I have now filed you under "armchair fan".

Same old Palace - always cheating. Now FOAD.

Again, no comeback to my points. You're to easy

 

[TheMajor]

Again, no comeback to my points. You're to easy

Why would I bother to answer any of your points? You've proven you don't know what your talking about.

Anyway I'm painting the stairs.

 

[5 Zero]

Why would I bother to answer any of your points? You've proven you don't know what your talking about.

Anyway I'm painting the stairs.

I'll ask you again if you're unclear. Where in our previous posts did it say to focus purely on league? You said we do not have goals in our side other than Murray. I then showed you a list of 3 players that have contributed 5 goals each this season. You couldn't respond to that because you knew that you would of been shown up. Enjoy the stairs, try not to think about Murray and co terrorising your back 4 in 17 days, you might fall off them!

 

[TheMajor]

I'll ask you again if you're unclear. Where in our previous posts did it say to focus purely on league? You said we do not have goals in our side other than Murray. I then showed you a list of 3 players that have contributed 5 goals each this season. You couldn't respond to that because you knew that you would of been shown up. Enjoy the stairs, try not to think about Murray and co terrorising your back 4 in 17 days, you might fall off them!

Read your post 26 & my reply post 28. Quite clear what we are discussing. Feel sorry for you if you can't admit you go it wrong.

I have now got paint on my keyboard - bolloxs!

 

[Sam Ovett]

Every thread leads to the same arguments, just changing up the Palace fan. Do you not get bored of repeating useless stats that change nothing? Palace are top 6, we are top 6 at the moment. That is all that matters.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Read your post 26 & my reply post 28. Quite clear what we are discussing. Feel sorry for you if you can't admit you go it wrong.

I have now got paint on my keyboard - bolloxs!

Try wearing a a pair of boxers , that will keep the paint off your bollocks

 

[TheMajor]

Every thread leads to the same arguments, just changing up the Palace fan. Do you not get bored of repeating useless stats that change nothing? Palace are top 6, we are top 6 at the moment. That is all that matters.

That's your opinion and you are welcome to it. Don't you get bored just waiting for the match to be played ? Football is more than 90 minutes on the pitch you know.

 

[TheMajor]

Try wearing a a pair of boxers , that will keep the paint off your bollocks

Naked painting SOG - you should try it - bit chilly in Grimsby though.

 

[5 Zero]

Read your post 26 & my reply post 28. Quite clear what we are discussing. Feel sorry for you if you can't admit you go it wrong.

I have now got paint on my keyboard - bolloxs!

No, it was not clear at all.

Your 2 main points in this pathetic conversation show how desperate you are.

1) Palace are screwed if Murray gets seriously injured. It's all hypothetical. I can honestly imagine you praying to the heavens each night asking that this happens as you know that with our best X1 out we are a match for anyone and we could go up which would be your worst nightmare as your whole immature little act would have to end and you actually would have to get a life.

2) Dikgacoi has scored 4 goals not 5, blah, blah, blah. As if it makes any difference, my point was valid, we have around as many other players that score goals as you do.

Sam Ovett is right, you are bloody boring and a one trick pony, even your own are feed up with it. Shame on me for feeding the troll. Welcome to my ignore list

 

[Sam Ovett]

That's your opinion and you are welcome to it. Don't you get bored just waiting for the match to be played ? Football is more than 90 minutes on the pitch you know.

Not really. I have other things to do, and might spend some spare time looking at news and what others are saying, but I won't get into any argybargies with Palace fans unless I've had one too many

Or if a Blackburn fan was saying something totally stupid...yeah carry on

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Every thread leads to the same arguments, just changing up the Palace fan. Do you not get bored of repeating useless stats that change nothing? Palace are top 6, we are top 6 at the moment. That is all that matters.

It doesn't appear he does get bored of it. Which I find entirely baffling.

That's your opinion and you are welcome to it. Don't you get bored just waiting for the match to be played ? Football is more than 90 minutes on the pitch you know.

So, you choose to bore on about Palace? There is more to football you know.