Wouldn't it be really funny if.....

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Can you image the lead up to the 17th, esp if there's only 3 points separating us.

I can't see us being 3 points ahead by then.

 

[Bean]

We should be more concerned about getting into the playoffs ourselves. You'd think by reading on here that we've already made it, still a long way to go.

 

[Stat Brother]

I can't see us being 3 points ahead by then.

Neither can I

 

[chucky1973]

Really? I don't like them, but I've got a quiet respect for the team they have assembled. Jonathon Williams was the best player on the pitch when we played them at the Amex last season, and he was only about 11. I know we don't like them, but we don't have to pretend they're shit.



Ultimately, this. And we wonder why there are so many populating the forum?!

every other thread, every other song!!! anyone would think theres nothing else going on in the world!!

 

[5 Zero]

I can genuinely see Palace dropping out of it, let's be honest on paper (and on the pitch recently) they're really not good enough to be there.

Gonna be amusing watching them drop, that's for sure.

On the basis of what exactly? We have the top scorer in the league, a winger that Manchester United have just paid £15 million for, we are the 2nd highest scorers in the division, have the 6th best defence, have been top 6 since October and haven't lost at home since the opening day. Take of those BHA tinted specs, you're looking a fool.

 

[brakespear]

On the last day of the season, Bolton pipped Palace to the last Play Off spot.

Could happen you know.....

I couldn't give a shit either way as long as we are in the top six

 

[TheMajor]

On the basis of what exactly? We have the top scorer in the league, a winger that Manchester United have just paid £15 million for, we are the 2nd highest scorers in the division, have the 6th best defence, have been top 6 since October and haven't lost at home since the opening day. Take of those BHA tinted specs, you're looking a fool.

You are relying on one player - Murray - to see you make the play offs. Without his goals you would be 19pts worse off this season. Someone else may have scored those goals but I doubt it. Z*** is a spent force and his stats prove him little worth to your results.

Suspension is looming for Murray , or if injury strikes, then you are in major problems. You have a lack of depth as seen by your results without him. So basically it's fingers crossed on one man - shit or bust. "That's no way to run a football club (ballroom)".

I have maintained all season that we will finish above you - at this moment I am more confident of that than ever.

 

[5 Zero]

You are relying on one player - Murray - to see you make the play offs. Without his goals you would be 19pts worse off this season. Someone else may have scored those goals but I doubt it. Z*** is a spent force and his stats prove him little worth to your results.

Suspension is looming for Murray , or if injury strikes, then you are in major problems. You have a lack of depth as seen by your results without him. So basically it's fingers crossed on one man - shit or bust. "That's no way to run a football club (ballroom)".

I have maintained all season that we will finish above you - at this moment I am more confident of that than ever.

Blimey, you actually didn't mention attendances in that post, well done, it must have been tough! Unfortunately though, when you deviate from your favourite subject it really does show, as most of what you say is a total crock of shit. Of course we rely on Muzza to get our goals and we would miss him. But same applies to most teams in this division, you'd be fecked without Ulloa for example as you'd have that headless chicken CMS to come in or Barnes who is hated by most on here. Add to that, most of your points seem to be won by your keeper making multiple saves each game so you'd better prey TK doesn't get injured or suspended. Shit or bust Maj, shit or bust

Your comment about Zaha is laughable, if he's so bad then why did Sir Alex, one of the best managers of all-time splash out such a huge amount of money? You obviously haven't seen our recent games, vs Watford and Boro Wilf has been unplayable.

You think your finish above us, fair enough, I disagree. But I know that deep down you're taking us very serious and shitting yourself at the thought of little old Palace in The Premier League next year

 

[TheMajor]

Blimey, you actually didn't mention attendances in that post, well done, it must have been tough! Unfortunately though, when you deviate from your favourite subject it really does show, as most of what you say is a total crock of shit. Of course we rely on Muzza to get our goals and we would miss him. But same applies to most teams in this division, you'd be fecked without Ulloa for example as you'd have that headless chicken CMS to come in or Barnes who is hated by most on here. Add to that, most of your points seem to be won by your keeper making multiple saves each game so you'd better prey TK doesn't get injured or suspended. Shit or bust Maj, shit or bust

Your comment about Zaha is laughable, if he's so bad then why did Sir Alex, one of the best managers of all-time splash out such a huge amount of money? You obviously haven't seen our recent games, vs Watford and Boro Wilf has been unplayable.

You think your finish above us, fair enough, I disagree. But I know that deep down you're taking us very serious and shitting yourself at the thought of little old Palace in The Premier League next year

1.Ulloa has only scored 2 for us , CMS 11, Barnes 6, Lopez 5, Orlandi 5, Buckley 5 etc - we spread the goals around, which makes as a better balanced team and stronger team than Palace therefore more likely to achieve success in the long run and able to deal with injury & suspensions etc. But hope remains for you as Southampton went up last year and they were a one - man team (Lambert) ,however they had a better squad to support him than you.

Cardiff, the run away success of this League don't have a goalscorer with 10 goals to their name - know your football , know your league.

2. BigNose has a history of paying large money for duffs . Z*** stats show him up he what he is - an average Championship player. Nice to see you thought he was unplayable at Watford - result 2-2 ! I hope he's that unplayable at the Amex.

3. Should you achieve promotion D) to the Prem then I am safe in the knowledge that your understrength squad + TINPOT SUPPORT will once again be automatically flushed out of the Prem like the turd club it is. I've said it before - the Prem doesn't need another Wigan. Move over and let the Championship big Clubs through (see below for facts)

 

[Ninja Elephant]

every other thread, every other song!!! anyone would think theres nothing else going on in the world!!

To be fair, there are a few of our posters who only seem motivated to post when it comes to Palace threads. [MENTION=21798]TheMajor[/MENTION] and [MENTION=4019]Triggaaar[/MENTION] are omnipotent in threads involving the Nigels. It's all very pathetic, but I'm sure one of them (if not both) will justify it by mentioning our upcoming spackfest and by mentioning our proximity in the league table. It's all just a cover. The hatred of Palace seems to excite people more than the supporting of Brighton and Hove Albion.

 

[Blues Rock DJ]

Hilarious.............................not!

 

[Triggaaar]

[MENTION=21798]TheMajor[/MENTION] and [MENTION=4019]Triggaaar[/MENTION] are omnipotent in threads involving the Nigels. It's all very pathetic, but I'm sure one of them (if not both) will justify it by mentioning our upcoming spackfest

You call me pathetic and then say spackfest? You're a twat.

and by mentioning our proximity in the league table. It's all just a cover. The hatred of Palace seems to excite people more than the supporting of Brighton and Hove Albion.

While I enjoy correcting the most deluded of the Palace fans on here, I clearly support Brighton more than you anyway. You don't get me starting threads saying Kuszczak is shit.

 

[5 Zero]

1.Ulloa has only scored 2 for us , CMS 11, Barnes 6, Lopez 5, Orlandi 5, Buckley 5 etc - we spread the goals around, which makes as a better balanced team and stronger team than Palace therefore more likely to achieve success in the long run and able to deal with injury & suspensions etc. But hope remains for you as Southampton went up last year and they were a one - man team (Lambert) ,however they had a better squad to support him than you.

Cardiff, the run away success of this League don't have a goalscorer with 10 goals to their name - know your football , know your league.

2. BigNose has a history of paying large money for duffs . Z*** stats show him up he what he is - an average Championship player. Nice to see you thought he was unplayable at Watford - result 2-2 ! I hope he's that unplayable at the Amex.

3. Should you achieve promotion D) to the Prem then I am safe in the knowledge that your understrength squad + TINPOT SUPPORT will once again be automatically flushed out of the Prem like the turd club it is. I've said it before - the Prem doesn't need another Wigan. Move over and let the Championship big Clubs through (see below for facts)

1. Ulloa is easily your first choice striker. Fact. Your recent up turn in fortunes has come with him starting each week with the headless chicken being demoted to the bench. Are you forgetting we also have Kevin Phillips, the player that scored 17 goals last year and already has 2 for us just from brief cameos? You then list players that have scored 5 or 6 goals for you as if to show only BHA have goals through there team. Well I can do the same: Zaha, Dikgacoi and Moritz each have 5. I think you've lost this argument Maj, know your football, know your league...

2: So because we didn't beat Watford you think Zaha as an individual was shit? Good grief. If that game had lasted another 5 minutes we would have won, they were on the ropes big time. I also notice how you conveniently failed to acknowledge his performance in the Boro game, surely a Palace obsessive like you would have seen the FLS where he tore the Boro right back a new arsehole in a 4-1 win. You keep critising his stats you geek, it shows you know nothing about football and I'll trust Fergie over you any day of the week thanks.

3. If we go up and come back down so be it. But with the huge money on offer in the Prem next year our club will be vastly strengthened and would blow you out of the water in terms of finances. And there's no guarantee we would come back down. Holloway has experience in that division, he was only half an hour away from keeping Blackpool in the Prem 2 years ago despite having a wage budget that went no higher than £10k per week for any player.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

You call me pathetic and then say spackfest? You're a twat.
While I enjoy correcting the most deluded of the Palace fans on here, I clearly support Brighton more than you anyway. You don't get me starting threads saying Kuszczak is shit.

I do. I wonder how many of your posts have been Palace related. Or in the court case thread, where I supported you if you recall as I thought you were being harshly treated. My "pathetic" comment is directed purely at the level of your involvement in almost all the Palace related threads, but I refrained from name calling as clearly there's more to you than one subject.

You CLEARLY support Brighton more than I do? Sure. I never said Kuszczak shit, you may have inferred that but I didn't say that, so don't take my comments out of context for your own purposes as that too is pathetic.

 

[Triggaaar]

I wonder how many of your posts have been Palace related.

Who cares?

Or in the court case thread, where I supported you if you recall as I thought you were being harshly treated.

I don't care whether you supported me or not. I say what I think and I don't care if everyone agrees or disagrees.

My "pathetic" comment is directed purely at the level of your involvement in almost all the Palace related threads, but I refrained from name calling

I've no problem with you having a go at me for whatever reason you feel like, I'm fair game. But you say you refrain from name calling, and then you say spackfest WTF do you think that means?

I never said Kuszczak shit, you may have inferred that but I didn't say that, so don't take my comments out of context for your own purposes as that too is pathetic.

You started a thread titled 'Kuszczak isn't very good'. You weren't being ironic, so I'm not taking that out of context.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

But you say you refrain from name calling, and then you say spackfest WTF do you think that means?

Everything else is fair enough, I've got no interest in having an argument with you. But I did want to clarify the spackfest comment because it isn't aimed at you, at all.

It is aimed at the Palace AND Brighton "fans" whose interest in the fixture is having a dust up pre-game, during game and post-game. And then all the time in between then and the next time we play them. We all know that elements of both sets of supporters are only interested in reliving the 70s and 80s when this fixture rolls around. And that is what I mean by spackfest, not what happens on this forum or on theirs, just the neanderthals who haven't moved on and feel the need to ruck in the street when this fixture comes along.

 

[Triggaaar]

I did want to clarify the spackfest comment because it isn't aimed at you, at all.

I didn't take it as being aimed at me, it is offensive because it's derived from spastic, so it is mocking people with cerebral palsy, and that pisses me off.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

I didn't take it as being aimed at me, it is offensive because it's derived from spastic, so it is mocking people with cerebral palsy, and that pisses me off.

Really? Well, that's your interpretation and not mine, so I'll leave that with you.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

We should be more concerned about getting into the playoffs ourselves. You'd think by reading on here that we've already made it, still a long way to go.

I couldn't give a shit either way as long as we are in the top six

Exactly. Get to the top 6 and then worry about where Palace are in the table after the matches on May 4th.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

1. Ulloa is easily your first choice striker. Fact. Your recent up turn in fortunes has come with him starting each week with the headless chicken being demoted to the bench. Are you forgetting we also have Kevin Phillips, the player that scored 17 goals last year and already has 2 for us just from brief cameos? You then list players that have scored 5 or 6 goals for you as if to show only BHA have goals through there team. Well I can do the same: Zaha, Dikgacoi and Moritz each have 5. I think you've lost this argument Maj, know your football, know your league...

2: So because we didn't beat Watford you think Zaha as an individual was shit? Good grief. If that game had lasted another 5 minutes we would have won, they were on the ropes big time. I also notice how you conveniently failed to acknowledge his performance in the Boro game, surely a Palace obsessive like you would have seen the FLS where he tore the Boro right back a new arsehole in a 4-1 win. You keep critising his stats you geek, it shows you know nothing about football and I'll trust Fergie over you any day of the week thanks.

3. If we go up and come back down so be it. But with the huge money on offer in the Prem next year our club will be vastly strengthened and would blow you out of the water in terms of finances. And there's no guarantee we would come back down. Holloway has experience in that division, he was only half an hour away from keeping Blackpool in the Prem 2 years ago despite having a wage budget that went no higher than £10k per week for any player.

Yes, Ulloa is vital to our season now. If he gets injured ( along with Kuszczak ) then we'll strugle and will fall away.

I just wish Gus would get a loan striker in before the loan window shuts.