Would you?

[El Presidente]

A GIRL yob banned from buying booze ANYWHERE in England and Wales was branded "all that is despicable and rotten in society" by a furious judge.

Lout Laura Hall, 20, was last week barred from every pub, club bar and tuck shop.

Today she appeared in court again to admit being drunk and disorderly outside a nightclub, Slappers, in Kidderminster, last month.

District judge Bruce Morgan revealed Hall had TWENTY SIX previous booze-related convictions including assault, attacking police officers, criminal damage, golden showers in the street and being drunk and disorderly.

Sitting at Redditch Magistrates Court, Worcs, he laid into Hall, saying: "I don't think I have seen a more deplorable record for a member of the public.

"A female with a record like this — it's absolutely despicable and represents all that is rotten in society nowadays.

"What are you, 20 or thereabouts, and you have 12 convictions for drunk and disorderly, let alone convictions for violence, shitting in a dustbin and criminal damage.

"If you behave like this you are going to drink yourself to death before long."

Judge Morgan added: "You can't go on behaving like this in public — it must be a frightening sight to see you in full sail behaving in a violent and aggressive manner."

Hall had been drunk in the town centre when cops spotted her "acting up" outside a club.

Hall, and her 36E assets, was too busy picking her nose and flicking greenies at the jury to acknowledge the judge.

The court fined her £75 with £85 costs and a £15 victim surcharge.

Hall's nationwide ban was issued by Kidderminster magistrates last week and stops her buying alcohol anywhere in the country.

 

[ali jenkins]

Without even blinking!

 

[Don Quixote]

YES!!!

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

without a doubt

 

[jimmypbha]

You have to be gay not to want to.

 

[8ace]

0 pints.

 

[wellquickwoody]

Of course, but can I do her in a 'tuck shop'? Whatever that is........

 

[The Wizard]

yes yes yes

 

[Durlston]

Aye! Golden showers in the street.

Slappers nightclub in Kidderminster. Sounds great!

 

[Husty]

Definitely! (takes it up the ass)

 

[Trigger]

She DEFINITELY takes it up the rusty bullet hole!

 

[Smithy24]

Of course

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Would I?

I f***ing have mate!*






*obviously I haven't, but I wish I had!

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

Looks like my ex wife, behaves like her too! Top bunk up though.

 

[jevs]

Yes please....any hole's a goal !!!

 

[Mackenzie]

She sounds like fun.

 

[Safeway]

Looks like one of the birds in the confused.com ads on Jeremy Kyle.

 

[Gerbil]

Y
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s

 

[itszamora]

It's not like you'll have to worry about getting her drunk beforehand either. Or maybe now you will?

 

[Cpt. Spavil]

yes...she looks like someone i know