Would you swap your other half for a better, newer model?

[Wilko]

Yea of course you was. Why say other half?. Every knows that other half is used instead of Mrs's. Same as better half, ball and chain ect. ect.

I would dump my girlfriend if she wrote ect instead of etc. We have already fallen out on her inability to understand your and you're in text messages

 

[Chicken Run]

No.

You do ask some bloody stupid questions.

This, I'm assuming the op is under 25

 

[AmexRuislip]

Well...would you do it?

What would you like?

A big NO from me.

PS: ever worked for relate?

 

[alfredmizen]

nope, seriously not for anyone in the world, known her since i was 15 , finally got together 2 years ago.

 

[alfredmizen]

Having been swapped for a different model, I availed myself of the opportunity to get a better, newer model. It pains me to tell you that my ex's different model swapped her for a better, newer model within the year. Sweet karma.

Please tell me you had a smirk on your face next time you saw her ?

 

[knocky1]

I don't trust these newer models, all those fancy dials and twiddly bits I would never know what I was doing. Give me my old reliable 3 door anyday.

& Yes, I am talking about the wife.

Must be a coupe with a tailgate for rear access.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Please tell me you had a smirk on your face next time you saw her ?

That would be small-minded and somewhat vindictive. Yes, I did.

 

[northlainebadger]

Why would you buy a new slippers when your happy with the comfy ones you've got !

 

[grubbyhands]

It kind of depends how much she "kicks off" when I go to the Sheffield Wednesday game this coming Tuesday. Apparently ,it's her birthday that day. Perhaps I'll ask her if she wants to see the game as well.

 

[alfredmizen]

Why would you buy a new slippers when your happy with the comfy ones you've got !

you old romantic you, I bet your Mrs would feel like a million dollars if she heard you say that

 

[narly101]

Not a chance.

 

[Seagull58]

I don't trust these newer models, all those fancy dials and twiddly bits I would never know what I was doing. Give me my old reliable 3 door anyday.

& Yes, I am talking about the wife.

Wow you've got the 3 door version. Not many of them around, at least when they're sober.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

In a word no.
It is our Golden Wedding on 12th March so it was a bit of luck that the Reading game was moved and moved and moved.
We always said when we might have split we could not afford to and when we could afford to there did not seem to be much point.

You're quite the romantic aren't you ?

For me, swapped sometime ago and certainly don't want to do it again. It's painful and expensive.

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

Never in a million years. My wife is pretty much perfect.

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

I can just see all the yes people sitting there thinking "nope, I better not post in this thread"

 

[Insel affe]

Would you swap your other half for a better, newer model?

There is more chance of the other way round, My current model has been good ten years younger for as long as I have known her, and she is defiantly the better half, so in short I am very happy.... Thank you....

Besides I just can't be arsed even window shopping anymore, never mind testing and trying out the newer models....

 

[Superphil]

Definitely if I could find someone better.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

It kind of depends how much she "kicks off" when I go to the Sheffield Wednesday game this coming Tuesday. Apparently ,it's her birthday that day. Perhaps I'll ask her if she wants to see the game as well.

Coincidentally, it's my birthday on Tuesday as well. I am going to the football.

I'll be out for my birthday meal on Wednesday. Why not suggest this arrangement to her?

 

[Dave the OAP]

Definitely if I could find someone better.

Yeah right...lol

Not a chance...34 years this year. Hopefully many more

 

[Billy the Fish]

If I ever do that in the future I hope I get run over by a bus the next day or that someone breaks into my house and smothers me in my sleep for what I've become.