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Would you like to be buried at the Amex?
- Thread starter Wozza
- Start date
Bevendean Hillbilly
New member
Go in ESL. It's like a morgue in there already.
Taybha
Whalewhine
Be quite nice to get a plot in and around the penalty area , be lovely and quiet i suppose .
El Sid
Well-known member
Whoever cooks the burgers could do cremations as well.
"Sod off with Sodexo"
"Sod off with Sodexo"
CorgiRegisteredFriend
Well-known member
Isn't there already some kind of memorial area or was that one of my dreams?
Not yet, thank you!
Icy Gull
Back on the rollercoaster
- Jul 5, 2003
- 72,015
Prince Monolulu
Everything in Moderation
Dear Customer, sorry Deceased.
Thank you for choosing us for your arrangements, and we fully intend to make your 'departure day' experience as fulfilling as possible. Shrouds come in three colours, and I trust that you have enjoyed browsing through the casket brochure. The 1901 Classic proves very popular in high quality wood with brass fittings, whereas for the more modest budget a balsa wood box is available.
Similarly catering on your special day. We can provide various options here also.
Accompanying music can be selected from a wide range. The 'North Stand' ensemble can help you along with a 'start at various times' melody a la London's Burning on the recorder at school.
I would recommend avoiding GOSBtS since the pallbearers march along with the clapping and you may well arrive at graveside well before the vicar.
Thank you for choosing us for your arrangements, and we fully intend to make your 'departure day' experience as fulfilling as possible. Shrouds come in three colours, and I trust that you have enjoyed browsing through the casket brochure. The 1901 Classic proves very popular in high quality wood with brass fittings, whereas for the more modest budget a balsa wood box is available.
Similarly catering on your special day. We can provide various options here also.
Accompanying music can be selected from a wide range. The 'North Stand' ensemble can help you along with a 'start at various times' melody a la London's Burning on the recorder at school.
I would recommend avoiding GOSBtS since the pallbearers march along with the clapping and you may well arrive at graveside well before the vicar.
gregbrighton
New member
Could be a pre-match feature. Ash spreading and burials.
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 72,391
No, but I'd pay good money to see our strikers bury one in the back of the net at the Amex. Oh.
Worthingite
Sexy Pete... :D
I think Sami is going to be our guinea pig for this if he doesn't get a point out of tonight or next Tuesday
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AmexRuislip
Retired Spy 🕵️♂️
A David Bellotti plaque for services to football, sited under one of the urinals or trap one 
Grombleton
Surrounded by <div>s
- Dec 31, 2011
- 7,356
Isn't Billy Sharp buried somewhere on the pitch, or did Dunk put him elsewhere?