Would the use of lasers by Albion fans help our cause?

[Icy Gull]

In this difficult time?


BBC SPORT | Football | Internationals | Fifa investigates Greece 'lasers'

 

[sam86]

Not sure the opposition would see them from the East Stand...

 

[Badger]

 

[coventrygull]

and we still wouldn't score

 

[Icy Gull]

Not sure the opposition would see them from the East Stand...

If only we could get the opposition goalkeeper to stand there, we might manage to score a goal over the next 90 mins at Withdean

 

[element]

As they can cause cataracts probably not a good idea

 

[Twinkle Toes]

If only we could get the opposition goalkeeper to stand there, we might manage to score a goal over the next 90 mins at Withdean

You reckon? I'm not convinced most of our hapless mob know what a goal actually is..

 

[Icy Gull]

You reckon? I'm not convinced most of our hapless mob know what a goal actually is..

No but that doesn't matter as the law of averages would come into play with that big gaping netted hole at the end of the pitch without a keeper and a hoofed clearance might scrape in, surely?

 

[tedebear]

No but f*** off great big landing lights showing the way to the opponents goal each half would be useful...

 

[Tooting Gull]

No but f*** off great big landing lights showing the way to the opponents goal each half would be useful...

The more I think about that idea, the better it sounds. And obviously you would just turn them on the way we were kicking.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Use them on Craig Davies, might improve his finishing

 

[Tom Bombadil]

How about a big flashing neon sign behind the goal saying hit ball in this big netty thing.

 

[element]

How about a big flashing neon sign behind the goal saying hit ball in this big netty thing.

Novel