Would it be in appallingly bad taste...

[Man of Harveys]

I think, to cheer her up, we should invite her over here and take her to a home game. She'll be used to the quiet.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Given what the poor girl has been through, I think your rough sexual fantasies are a little distasteful. What she clearly needs is for a nice sensitive man to get to know her properly, court her, pay her the proper respect she is due, wine and dine her.





Then treat her to rough, hard sex.











Up the arse.









Twice.

 

[Easy 10]

I'd treat her right. I'd nurture and care for her, and carefully rehabilitate her back into society.
But I live in a basement flat. Do you think that'd be a problem ?

 

[Tooting Gull]

I'd treat her right. I'd nurture and care for her, and carefully rehabilitate her back into society.
But I live in a basement flat. Do you think that'd be a problem ?

With no natural light, you may have to invest in a few bulbs. About 250 watts each should give the necessary comfort.

 

[Simster]

Favourite football team: Manchester United. I musty admit I've never seen them play.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Favourite football team: Manchester United. I musty admit I've never seen them play.

That's par for the course for most UTD fans, isn't it?

At least she has a good excuse.

 

[Easy 10]

"Oh my god, Iraqs been INVADED ?! "
"Of COURSE its been invaded. What, have you been living in a CAVE for the last 5 years ?"
"Errr....."

 

[Simster]

Favourite chocolate: Bourneville DARK.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Favourite type of dance: Viennese Walltz

 

[Billy the Fish]

I wonder if FHM or nuts will try and sign her up for a pervy photo shoot

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Yes I certainly would, am quite glad that other people are thinking the same as me.