Worst Song Lyrics

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'Me, i'm just a lawnmower - you can tell me by the way i walk'

 

[northstandnorth]

anything by abba

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Much as I used to love A-Ha, the line, "Maybe it was over when you chucked me out the Rover" has to be amongst the worse I've heard.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'"Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?'

Real crowd-pleaser, that one

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Pass the bottle from under your poncho
I'm gonna drink 'till I fall unconcho

*Nice to see Ian Gillan still pulling his 'lyrics' effortlessly outta the top drawer, post-Purple*

 

[Twinkle Toes]

We gonna ring-reng-a-dong for a holiday
Miker G and Sven we're here to stay
We gonna ring-reng-a-dong for a holiday
Hey check out the new style we just played

We are going on a summer holiday if you want to go yo Sven
We're going to London and New York City
And we take a little piece of Amsterdam

 

[Cheshire Cat]

'Me, i'm just a lawnmower - you can tell me by the way i walk'

And I know what I like, and I like what I know...

 

[NMH]

I kissed a girl, I like tit

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

How about THIS for crapness...

'Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot'

Or from the very same song...

'Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
'Cause everyone's a millionaire'



These people have no SHAME

 

[Seasider78]

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Orville: So does this mean although I’m green
And not exactly bright,
You want to care and will be there
To tuck me in at night?
Keith: Well, I’ll always be there, Orville!

&

 

[Dave the OAP]

'Me, i'm just a lawnmower - you can tell me by the way i walk'

that is a classic line Tom!!!!

 

[Dave the OAP]

How about THIS for crapness...

'Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot'

Or from the very same song...

'Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
'Cause everyone's a millionaire'



These people have no SHAME

that is also brilliant!!!!


supertramp:yahoo::yahoo::yahoo:

 

[Lush]

Much as I used to love A-Ha, the line, "Maybe it was over when you chucked me out the Rover" has to be amongst the worse I've heard.

Much as I also love a-Ha, the line "Red stains on 'Eyes of A Blue Dog'. My pains fade as interiors fog." is amongst the worst I'VE heard. And it doesn't even fit the music so it has to be gabbled.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

that is also brilliant!!!!


supertramp:yahoo::yahoo::yahoo:

Senile old GOAT

 

[PaoloRossiJohnson]

"Been in a palace and I been in a jail,
I just don't wanna be reborn a snail."

One of the "best" from the pen of the legend that is... Shane MacGowan.

(from "The Sunnyside of the Street", in case you were wonderin').

 

[Dave the OAP]

Senile old GOAT

thats me.....downloaded "Even in the Quietest moments- supertramp" from itunes today.


sadly

 

[NMH]

"Been in a palace and I been in a jail,
I just don't wanna be reborn a snail."

One of the "best" from the pen of the legend that is... Shane MacGowan.

(from "The Sunnyside of the Street", in case you were wonderin').

Yeah, but he went to a fancy school and got proper education, to write such crap.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Separate your right from wrongs
Come and sing a different song
The kettle's on so don't be long
Mon cher


Sake.

 

[Juan Albion]

How about THIS for crapness...

'Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot'

Or from the very same song...

'Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
'Cause everyone's a millionaire'



These people have no SHAME

I'll let him know when I see him tomorrow.