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***Worlds Hardest Creature IX: Group E***

Hardest beast?


  • Total voters
    115
  • Poll closed .


Garry Nelson's Left Foot

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,536
tokyo
This is the final group. Top three g through. Best fourth placed finisher sneaks through as well.

We're looking for pound for pound hardness-aggression, strength, hardiness. We're after the full package.

The combatants:

Hippo

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippopotamus

We kick group E off with one of the literal and figurative heavyweights of the tournament-former champion Hippo. The hippo is the third largest land mammal on Earth although they are semi aquatic spending most of their days in the water. For the most part they are herbivores but have been known to eat carrion and aren't territorial apart from claiming a short stretch of water when in the river. Despite this they are extremely aggressive and will fight anything, for little or no reason. For this reason some of the fiercest and most dangerous animals in the world who live in the same environment give them a wide berth- we're talking Lions, crocs, spotted hyenas etc. They know not to mess with the hippo because of its unpredictable, grumpy, aggressive personality mixed with its awesome power and strength. For fun the hippo enjoys charging and attacking any passing boat that attracts its fancy.

Japanese Giant Hornet

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_giant_hornet

The JGH is a regular in the WHC but is yet to really leave a lasting impression. It's a shame as it's a pretty impressive insect. Large (4.5cm long) and aggressive the JGH can terrorise and destroy its victims in a frighteningly quick time. A single JGH can kill forty European honey bees in one minute. 30 JGH's can destroy an entire hive of 30,000 EHB's in 3 hours. That is slaughter on an unprecedented animal kingdom scale. It's venom can cause anaphylactic shock in humans.

Sloth Bear

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloth_bear

Slothy is making his debut in WHC. I don't know a whole lot about him and wiki isn't giving me much to work with so whoever nominated/seconded him will need to get on this thread early and campaign hard for him. The best I've got is he is strong with long, sharp claws, it can climb trees and most importantly when under attack it doesn't run away but rather stands its ground and goes toe to toe.

Greater Grison

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_grison

Another debutante. The G.G has been described as the south american honey badger. Apparently it has no known predators. Fiercely territorial it will fight any G.G that so much as steps foot in its territory.

Bobbit Worm

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunice_aphroditois

Yet another debutante. Lives on the ocean floor. Buries itself apart from its antenna which wait to get activated by any passing prey. As soon as the antenna are activated the bobbit worm errupts from its hiding place to attack . It attacks with such speed that it has been known to slice its prey clean in half.

African Crowned Eagle

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crowned_eagle

Guess what? Yep, its a fourth debutante in a row. It hunts mammals, has powerful legs with large sharp talons. It kills by crushing its victims skull and is a particularly ferocious bird.

Preying Mantis

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantis

Hurrah! A beast that has WHC experience. Not great experience, it's only occasionally made the tournament and never progressed past the group stage but its experience none the less. They are ambush predators who have been known to practice cannibalism. The females are said to cannibalise their male partner after sex.

Grey Wolf

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gray_wolf

An apex predator! Aggressive! Highly territorial any wolf that enters enemy territory will be attacked and killed. Have been known to attack and kill humans. Some are rabid. Fast, powerful and deadly. Surely in with a great shout at making the knock out stages.

Tasmanian Devil

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tasmanian_devil

A WHC regular. Always puts up a decent showing but has yet to really capture the voting publics imagination. That's tough on the little fella because he's got a lot to like. Physically impressive he's small but very muscular, has great agility and speed, can climb and swim and will eat anything up to small kangaroos. It has been known to dig up the carcass of dead horses and will devour every part of a small mammal.
 






Mental Lental

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
2,300
Shiki-shi, Saitama
The problem with these pack hunters like the wolf, orca, African hunting dog etc is that they're only hard when they're in a group (ok maybe not the orca). It reminds me of real life hoolies who act all hard when they've got a score of mates around them but piss their pants if you confront them on their own. I feel more inclined to vote for the lone hardnuts. The type that know they're hard but don't like to brag about it because they know that if they lose their rag someone might get killed. The TD strikes me as one of these types.
 
















Yoda

English & European
Sorry, can't vote for the Mantis. It is no match for my nomination, the Brazilian Wandering Spider, that went out in Group A.
 


MattBackHome

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
11,878
I suggest anyone interested in this competition view this video. Even the Honey Badger fans should be turning in their droves to the African Crowned Eagle:


All it says is that they can lift heavy weights. Nothing about aggression or fearlessness.

But I liked the voice over though.
 










Garry Nelson's Left Foot

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,536
tokyo
With so many creatures making their debut I think this is the most open group of the tournament. If one of the beasts gets championed well they can storm the group and go deep into the competition.
 










Hugo Rune

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Feb 23, 2012
23,705
Brighton
Thanks for your support. Unfortunately there is an undercurrent of birdism in this competition. One day a bird will win, but I fear not in my lifetime

No problem! For what it's worth, I find birdism pretty disgusting to be honest and I hope the Mods take action if they see any evidence of it on this board. It's 2016 and some people still believe dinosaurs did not have feathers? Birdism is eveywhere it seems, if this competition can contribute in just one small way to eradicating this sickness, the world will be a better place. The next time people start on someone and that person runs off, please think twice before shouting 'Chicken'! at them.
 




perseus

Broad Blue & White stripe
Jul 5, 2003
23,461
Sūþseaxna
This is Eunice aphroditois, also known as the bobbit worm, a mix between the Mongolian death worm, the Graboids from Tremors, the Bugs from Starship Troopers, and a rainbow — but it’s a really dangerous rainbow, like in Mario Kart. And it hunts in pretty much the most nightmarish way imaginable, digging itself into the sea floor, exposing a few inches of its body — which can grow to 10 feet long — and waiting.

Using five antennae, the bobbit worm senses passing prey, snapping down on them with supremely muscled mouth parts, called a pharynx. It does this with such speed and strength that it can split a fish in two. And that, quite frankly, would be a merciful exit. If you survive initially, you get to find out what it’s like to be yanked into the worm’s burrow and into untold nightmares.

http://www.wired.com/2013/09/absurd-creature-of-the-week-bobbit-worm/

Venomous Scorpion Fish did not get a look in this time around:





 




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