***Worlds Hardest Creature IX: Group A***

[Bold Seagull]

For this group I voted GWS because I think that part of being hard is having people know you are hard. EVERYONE knows the GWS is hard and is not to be messed with. The others you can debate either way. But the GWS you KNOW is hard.

Don't dolphins take the piss out of GWSs, and Orca's roll them over for a snack?

 

[Fitzcarraldo]

Don't dolphins take the piss out of GWSs, and Orca's roll them over for a snack?

They might do. Suspect they do it in the same way in the same way people bait shaven-headed racists on the tube though. They do it to look clever and funny - but really if it came down to it we ALL know who would win in an actual fight.

 

[Bold Seagull]

They might do. Suspect they do it in the same way in the same way people bait shaven-headed racists on the tube though. They do it to look clever and funny - but really if it came down to it we ALL know who would win in an actual fight.

I have no idea what this metaphor means, I may need to consult an oracle.

 

[Hugo Rune]

A lot of 'hardness' is about posturing. But what do you think a GWS is going to do to an inflatable boat? Bite the ****, that's what!




VOTE GWS WHC IX

 

[Ludensian Gull]

Cape Buffalo gets my vote

 

[Mackenzie]

The scale of misery that mosquitos have inflicted on humans is greater than every other creature in this competition added together and multiplied 1000 times. Even today with all of our technology, vaccines and education the humble mozzy is killing a million (1,000,000) people every year-the equivalent of wiping out the entire population of Cyprus. They have been an unstoppable force of nature for the past 100 million years, whilst all those other pretenders were primevil ooze.

The mosquito, an utter wanker.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Utter wanker? Yes. Hard? No. Anything that can be crushed with the flick of a finger deserves no place in this competition.

 

[Mental Lental]

The scale of misery that mosquitos have inflicted on humans is greater than every other creature in this competition added together and multiplied 1000 times. Even today with all of our technology, vaccines and education the humble mozzy is killing a million (1,000,000) people every year-the equivalent of wiping out the entire population of Cyprus. They have been an unstoppable force of nature for the past 100 million years, whilst all those other pretenders were primevil ooze.

The mosquito, an utter wanker.

Yeah but we all know it's really malaria that does the killing and not the mosquito itself. Hence nobody's voting for it.

 

[LlcoolJ]

I have no idea what this metaphor means, I may need to consult an orca.

It's not complicated though is it....?




Oh shit, hang on, you were being pompous and condescending again in a sad attempt to make someone sound less intelligent than you rather than making any sort of valid point.

As you were.

 

[sydney]

GWS + GRIZZLY draw......all comes down to environment.....drop a grizzly in the soup with a gws - grizzly is a goner .drop a gws in the middle of yellowstone he's fecked......result= tie.

 

[Bold Seagull]

It's not complicated though is it....?

Oh shit, hang on, you were being pompous and condescending again in a sad attempt to make someone sound less intelligent than you rather than making any sort of valid point.

As you were.

Seriously!!?? Please tell me you're not being serious, this being the world's hardest creature and all...

 

[not the badger]

Long time lurker, first time poster. The shrimp thingy looks pretty hard to me.

 

[atomised]

Brazilian wandering spider for me

 

[Mackenzie]

Yeah but we all know it's really malaria that does the killing and not the mosquito itself. Hence nobody's voting for it.

Carried in mosquito saliva. No different to a snakes venom......except it kills x100,000 more people.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Carried in mosquito saliva. No different to a snakes venom......except it kills x100,000 more people.

Where Malaria is most common, around 1 in 20 mosquitos are carriers. Not a consistent creature.

 

[Mackenzie]

Where Malaria is most common, around 1 in 20 mosquitos are carriers. Not a consistent creature.

Some grizzley Bears dance in circuses.......mosquitos are bad.

 

[jimhigham]

I am pretty much obliged to vote rhino. No natural predators? That's because the rest of the animal kingdom is wise enough to know when it's beaten (except for poxy mankind messing things up).

 

[MattBackHome]

The mozzy hasn't got the first idea that it's transmitting malaria. Not hard at all.

 

[MattBackHome]

I've gone BWS.

 

[Mackenzie]

The mozzy hasn't got the first idea that it's transmitting malaria. Not hard at all.

A shark isn't being hard when it bites something, it's eating......