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World Cups going to small, cultureless, oil-dependent, rubbish footballing nations...



Lady Whistledown

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...it couldn't happen...could it?
:p

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1066familyman

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As a dodgy second bid up against your excellent presentation ( I can't do any of those fancy graphics I'm afraid :blush:. )

Ok, they may not be cultureless or small, but they do have lots of oil money and a pretty rubbish (currently banned from all FIFA competitions ) football team.

To be held exclusively in the Delta region. None of the profits whatsoever to find their way into the hands of the locals. All stadia to be dismantled afterwards and normal service (see pic) resumed.
 

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Lady Whistledown

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Fancy? I did it in Paintbrush :lolol:

I've heard there's a lot of oil near the Falkland Islands too, & they must be about the same size as Qatar....
 


Everest

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Jul 5, 2003
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No it couldn't happen, they won't be allowed to bid until the 2030 WC, would they?
 


Lady Whistledown

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Damn, smart arse :p

Scotland 2030...joint bid with the Faroe Islands maybe.
 




Herr Tubthumper

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The Fatherland
Fancy? I did it in Paintbrush :lolol:

I've heard there's a lot of oil near the Falkland Islands too, & they must be about the same size as Qatar....

People pay thousands for logos like that
 


Lady Whistledown

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Gully

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Apr 24, 2004
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What is the betting that China, India and Antarctica would get the World Cup before England get it next...if that twat Blatter were to get his way!
 


Lady Whistledown

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Blather would just be BEGGING China to bid: imagine the revenues.

Plus their media controls are the stuff his dreams are made of.
 


1066familyman

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Fancy? I did it in Paintbrush :lolol:

I've heard there's a lot of oil near the Falkland Islands too, & they must be about the same size as Qatar....

To a computer fool like me, that is the very definition of fancy. :)

In all honesty I think The Malvinas might be a bit sheepish about putting a bid in.
 




Paxton Dazo

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Mar 11, 2007
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Blatter will be brown bread by 2026 anyway..
 


Spanish Seagulls

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Am I alone in thinking a British bid might be something worth considering.

*Awaits the first yes*

Seriously, this "Island" does have a few attachments & that equals more votes.
 






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