Wonderful accident outside work

[Digweeds Trousers]

not nice to laugh at people who are struggling physically but...........

Every lunchtime a fat bloke pushes past me in the corridor on his way to get his lunch - usually see him coming back down the road with fish and chips - every day!

Anyway today saw him come back from lunch crossing the road ith half a haddock hanging out of his fat digusting gob.

Gust of wind, and hey presto his chips were blown back into the road - that made me laugh out loud.

Anyway the f***ing great Bunter then decides to suddenly lurch back into the road to rescue his fat snack and BANG!!!

Smacked by a volvo and over the bonnet and over the roof and splat - one great bulbous mess in the road.

He seemed ok as the car was only doing about 25 miles per hour - ambulance turned up and off he went.

Rude obnoxious man who only cares about his colossal gut and what he can hoover up into it.

Anyway - what was the best bit of karma you have witnessed befall someone you found filled you with rage and disgust

 

[Billy the Fish]

Nice one. Also, I think that is the closest I'll ever get to seeing a post on NSC from Kevin Spacey's character in Seven.

 

[Wilko]

f***ing hell, that's a bit harsh INNIT. Funny if he dropped his chips or shit himself but being run over is not that funny surely?

On the other hand, calling him a 'f***ing great Bunter' is brillio

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

ah - come on - he's not dead. He was almost on his feet when he was helped into the ambulance - I'm guessing it was ketchup and not claret on his shirt.

Just the way he wheezes down the corridor and actually puts his spongy sweaty hnds on your shoulder to hoik you out the way - just so he can get to the chippy before they sell out - and he stinks of piss

 

[Arthur]

ah - come on - he's not dead. He was almost on his feet when he was helped into the ambulance - I'm guessing it was ketchup and not claret on his shirt.

Just the way he wheezes down the corridor and actually puts his spongy sweaty hnds on your shoulder to hoik you out the way - just so he can get to the chippy before they sell out - and he stinks of piss

You don't work in the tax office do you?

 

[Wilko]

and he stinks of piss

You should have said that the first time, that makes all the difference. Piss stained fat greedy bastard

 

[Rangdo]

and he stinks of piss

Well thats the clincher for me. Deserves everything he gets I reckon

 

[NMH]

Don't forget you were a witness DT, and you must make sure that the driver is not sued for fault by Mr Bunter. He'd afford a lot more haddocks if he cashes in, and it's only right to consider the depletion of the world haddock reserves.

You might even get to stand up in court and tell it just as you told it here; "if it pleases your honour, he was thinking about his ugly gut before his own safety - and I put it to you that he's a generally self-centred fat c**t in every department"

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

not nice to laugh at people who are struggling physically but...........

Every lunchtime a fat bloke pushes past me in the corridor on his way to get his lunch - usually see him coming back down the road with fish and chips - every day!

Anyway today saw him come back from lunch crossing the road ith half a haddock hanging out of his fat digusting gob.

Gust of wind, and hey presto his chips were blown back into the road - that made me laugh out loud.

Anyway the f***ing great Bunter then decides to suddenly lurch back into the road to rescue his fat snack and BANG!!!

Smacked by a volvo and over the bonnet and over the roof and splat - one great bulbous mess in the road.

He seemed ok as the car was only doing about 25 miles per hour - ambulance turned up and off he went.

Rude obnoxious man who only cares about his colossal gut and what he can hoover up into it.

Anyway - what was the best bit of karma you have witnessed befall someone you found filled you with rage and disgust

thats funny

 

[Captain Haddock]

Don't forget you were a witness DT, and you must make sure that the driver is not sued for fault by Mr Bunter. He'd afford a lot more haddocks if he cashes in, and it's only right to consider the depletion of the world haddock reserves.
You might even get to stand up in court and tell it just as you told it here; "if it pleases your honour, he was thinking about his ugly gut before his own safety - and I put it to you that he's a generally self-centred fat c**t in every department"

Too right, though I don't even have a first team if truth be told

 

[Captain Haddock]

You don't work in the tax office do you?

 

[Rangdo]

You might even get to stand up in court and tell it just as you told it here; "if it pleases your honour, he was thinking about his ugly gut before his own safety - and I put it to you that he's a generally self-centred fat c**t in every department"

Don't forget to mention the piss. Thats the most important part!!

 

[empire]

But Did He Get His Chips

 

[wehatepalace]

RIP chips

 

[csider]

Can see the Arus front page

Urine Covered Man Battered by Volvo

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

not in the tax office no.

Otherwise I would be a sad lonely pervert jerking off under the desk over pictures of thai girls and boys.............

Ah shite I see what I've done there

 

[Gully]

...I have fish pie to look forward to for my tea...that has just put me off it somewhat!

 

[Jamon Jamon]

when he got ran over did some one shout "quick, call haddock-tor!




#tumbleweed#


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[Spunk Bubble]

Can see the Arus front page

Urine Covered Man Battered by Volvo

Where can i buy the Arus ??

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Where can i buy the Arus ??

Kemp Town?