Withdean - why sit down?

[Gilliver's Travels]

I shall stand up at Withdean tomorrow because:-

It looks dangerous and edgy and besides, all my mates do it

I enjoy that simultaneous seat-tipping noise - the menacing sound adds so much to our intimidating Withdean atmosphere

It guarantees that only us true fans will be able to see what's really going on - or, preferably, off - down there on the pitch

I like irritating those sad old bastards behind me who always moan "Sit down!". Don't they realise that if everybody kept sitting down you'd still be able to see everything - and where's the fun in that?

It's the only way Leon Knight can score (Okay, so it hasn't worked yet, but only because not everyone stood up last time he got the ball in the opposition half)

Everybody knows it's the only way to absolutely guarantee we'll get Falmer. No watching Prescott lackey could fail to be moved by such a demonstration of unstoppable fan power. "Seeing all those Brighton fans standing up - and in Withdean of all places - has certainly changed my mind!"

It marks out anyone left sitting for the pathetic, Albion-hating nimby they obviously are.


Sitting down? FFS! Wheelchairs are just about okay, I suppose, but who else needs to sit? We've still got years to change those human rights-infringing regulations. Let's make Falmer a 30,000 all-stander stadium!!

 

[rool]

What if you have piles?

 

[Ernest]

What if you have piles?

Mine are killing me today. I might have to take a cushion to sit on tomorrow

 

[Beach Hut]

How are the piles today then ?

 

[bhaexpress]

I shall stand up at Withdean tomorrow because:-

It looks dangerous and edgy and besides, all my mates do it

I enjoy that simultaneous seat-tipping noise - the menacing sound adds so much to our intimidating Withdean atmosphere

It guarantees that only us true fans will be able to see what's really going on - or, preferably, off - down there on the pitch

I like irritating those sad old bastards behind me who always moan "Sit down!". Don't they realise that if everybody kept sitting down you'd still be able to see everything - and where's the fun in that?

It's the only way Leon Knight can score (Okay, so it hasn't worked yet, but only because not everyone stood up last time he got the ball in the opposition half)

Everybody knows it's the only way to absolutely guarantee we'll get Falmer. No watching Prescott lackey could fail to be moved by such a demonstration of unstoppable fan power. "Seeing all those Brighton fans standing up - and in Withdean of all places - has certainly changed my mind!"

It marks out anyone left sitting for the pathetic, Albion-hating nimby they obviously are.


Sitting down? FFS! Wheelchairs are just about okay, I suppose, but who else needs to sit? We've still got years to change those human rights-infringing regulations. Let's make Falmer a 30,000 all-stander stadium!!

And what happens if one of the 'Sad old bastards' decieds to smack you in the mouth as you're just a tad inconsiderate ?

The reason you're suppsed to sit at Withdean is for insurance purposes (like somebody with a head as big of yours could overbalance and fall forward and possibly injure somebody in front of you). The cllub hardly needs a personal injury action.

 

[the full harris]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH, straight over bhaexpress' head!

 

[Robot Chicken]

"Dangerous and edgy"

 

[The Laughing Bluebird]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH, straight over bhaexpress' head!

Imagine that.....

 

[bhaexpress]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH, straight over bhaexpress' head!

Actually, you're confused, you should learn that a mouth is on your head. As you talk out of your arse it's not surprising you couldn't differentiate.

You may have noticed (maybe not thanks to your deformaty) that there are more than a few fans who insist in standing and to hell with anybody who sits behind them (this is when the stewards are actually telling them to sit).

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Actually, you're confused, you should learn that a mouth is on your head. As you talk out of your arse it's not surprising you couldn't differentiate.

You may have noticed (maybe not thanks to your deformaty) that there are more than a few fans who insist in standing and to hell with anybody who sits behind them (this is when the stewards are actually telling them to sit).

WHOOOOOOOOSH.....again...somehow.

 

[dougdeep]

How about because if it gets common place to stand, then the authorities will lower the attendance limit, which might put the club out of business?

 

[FG aka FOOTBALL GENIUS]

thats shell fish, what if theres an old lady that cant stand up or a little kiddie in front

also why the Stuarts allow sum to stand like singing section and others cant ? its also against the safety cert the club holds if fans stand and withjout the certificate no ground no club

 

[London Irish]

I shall stand up at Withdean tomorrow because:-

It looks dangerous and edgy and besides, all my mates do it

I enjoy that simultaneous seat-tipping noise - the menacing sound adds so much to our intimidating Withdean atmosphere

It guarantees that only us true fans will be able to see what's really going on - or, preferably, off - down there on the pitch

I like irritating those sad old bastards behind me who always moan "Sit down!". Don't they realise that if everybody kept sitting down you'd still be able to see everything - and where's the fun in that?

It's the only way Leon Knight can score (Okay, so it hasn't worked yet, but only because not everyone stood up last time he got the ball in the opposition half)

Everybody knows it's the only way to absolutely guarantee we'll get Falmer. No watching Prescott lackey could fail to be moved by such a demonstration of unstoppable fan power. "Seeing all those Brighton fans standing up - and in Withdean of all places - has certainly changed my mind!"

It marks out anyone left sitting for the pathetic, Albion-hating nimby they obviously are.


Sitting down? FFS! Wheelchairs are just about okay, I suppose, but who else needs to sit? We've still got years to change those human rights-infringing regulations. Let's make Falmer a 30,000 all-stander stadium!!

Post of the year thus far

 

[Del Boy]

also why the Stuarts allow sum to stand [/B]

hmmmmmm Stuarts?