Wimbledon - Shurely shome mishtake?

[Gilliver's Travels]

There are two men currently playing fast & furious 'tennis' on Centre Court. They seem quite good at it.

But no-one is... I believe the word is, er, 'grunting'. Yet I understood this was an essential part of the modern game.

How can this be? Hmm... perhaps they're not so good at 'tennis' after all...

 

[Tricky Dicky]

I don't think the ladies will be doing it for too much longer, the umps will be issued with noise-o-meters, and if they persistently offfend, they will be deducted points. That will concentrate the mind.