Will you NSC on Christmas Day......

[hitony]

Yep - NSC administration never stops.

(Other than when I can't be arsed, of course)

Hey Boss..do we get paid double time on Xmas day ?

 

[hitony]

Surely that would compromise my strict no wanking on Xmas day rule though Pres

There you go Danny.......look at post 16 and you can spend the day with Junior

(failing that you are always welcome to a trip up the M4 )

 

[Caveman]

No chance. Wont miss much anyway.... Another Adams out thread, one about Curry and maybe someone groaning on about Dick Knight and Falmer never going to happen.

I think i'll give this one a miss and get drunk and eat too much.

 

[bhaexpress]

HB&B post on Christmas Day ? Why not, it's one day of the year when he'll have a geniune excuse for not looking for a job

 

[Ray the Otter]

Hove Stillborn & Undead & bhadepress should do an NSC Christmas Day Special together. It'd be like the Two Ronnies only without any sense of wit or intelligence.

 

[Braders]

depends what is on telly I guess , more then likely quite sadly

 

[Scoffers]

There must be some brothels open on Christmas Day Danny, don't feel too lonely. Surely you can rustle up enough cash for a Half and Half with some small breasted skinny tart from Estonia?

I'll 2nd that emmotion. So, anyone got any good tips (for Danny of course) as to where the skinny birds from Estonia hang out these days?

Surely that would compromise my strict no wanking on Xmas day rule though Pres

Not at all. I'd recommend knocking one out first to ensure you get your money's worth later.

Surely Christmas Day is THE day for a posh wank? Put a marigold glove on, sit on your hand until it's numb and then wank yourself with your hand from under your leg. Classy

But I have to respect your religious beliefs danny. Does a jam jar full of raw liver and warm mayonnaise count though? Surely that's allowed on this most holy of days?its what Diana would have wanted

If it's a POSH wank you want, surely you can't beat putting a swimming armband between the mattress and bed base, lubing it up with a bit of Fairy Liquid, and then hammer one out, whilst listening to the Queen's speech.

Pint glass full of mince is better

or a watermelon with a hole dug out of it, remember to warm it up first in the microwave though

Did I connect to the right board? I thought this was NSC not NSP

 

[El Presidente]

Pint glass full of mince is better

or a watermelon with a hole dug out of it, remember to warm it up first in the microwave though

Danny, why not slip a Rohypnol into your own drink, and you can then have an enjoyable hand shandy but not remember it the following morning.

That way you can have your wank AND satisfy your rule.

 

[Zesh Rehman]

dont know yet

 

[Buzzer]

if Danny stops just before the vinegar strokes does that technically count as a wank? That might be one way out of this dilemma

Fortunately my religion is a little more tolerant of Yuletide tugging. In fact it positively encourages it's followers to keep the skin off the custard on Christmas Day.

 

[Taybha]

i voted yes. ile be on all day and night to reassure the other posters thier life has got a meaning to it

 

[defrocked priest]

I'll be on after I'm done work.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

if Danny stops just before the vinegar strokes does that technically count as a wank? That might be one way out of this dilemma

Fortunately my religion is a little more tolerant of Yuletide tugging. In fact it positively encourages it's followers to keep the skin off the custard on Christmas Day.

I thought this too - and what if I was to merely fold my pillow over and give it a dry hump? If my hands go nowhere near my cock, does this still count as shakin' the bacon?

 

[Gully]

...err, no, it counts as sex with an inanemate object!

 

[Paxton Dazo]

When is Christmas day? It's the same as every other day anyway...

West Brom Away > Crimbo.

 

[algie]

...err, no, it counts as sex with an inanemate object!

So thst means yes for you.

 

[Don Quixote]

you could always get your dick "stuck" in a cucumber and you'd, well, have to bang one out to make sure you get a floppy eh.

 

[Giraffe]

Sadly I fear I may, does that make it an official addiction?

 

[Cpt. Spavil]

yeah ill be here, i hate xmas

 

[Elder for England]

No way!!