Will you abstain from wanking Christmas Day?

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

It'll be hard (wahay!) but I'm gonna do my best not to.
It'd just feel so.... wrong. Plus I prolly won't have much time to wash my hands before I peel the spuds afterwards anyway.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Thanks for that Danny.

It will be a struggle, but I will try to hold off until boxing day!

 

[dougdeep]

Come again?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Good boy. Jesus don't like it and you don't wanna piss off the big dude upstairs.

 

[1066gull]

i had a competition with my mates who could last the longest

i lost

i didnt even last an hour

 

[Scotty Mac]

probably fit one in between dinner and doctor who

 

[Trigger]

Always nice to fit in a festive rub.

 

[itszamora]

i had a competition with my mates who could last the longest

i lost

i didnt even last an hour

I sometimes think people are too hard on you (pun intended), but then you go and say things like this.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

"Danny..can you cross the sprouts?"

"Ugh Ugh"

"Danneeee...are you up there?"

"Ugh Ugh Ugh"

"Dan...Aunty Doris is here, she has a card for you"

"Ugh Ugh Ugh..vinegar strokes now"

"Daniel! will you come now!"

"Ugh Ugh Ugh Ugh...Yeeessss!"

What a vision for The birth night of the saviour.

 

[Lander]

i had a competition with my mates who could last the longest

i lost

i didnt even last an hour

Best five seconds of your life ay mate

 

[Robot Chicken]

Good boy. Jesus don't like it and you don't wanna piss off the big dude upstairs.

What, Santa's watching us?

 

[colinpants]

If you get hankies for christmas you might as well.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

i had a competition with my mates who could last the longest

i lost

i didnt even last an hour

Hope you were not in the same room as the rest of your mates.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

It is with great regret that I must inform you all I broke my pledge when I got in pissed at 5 this morning.


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