An old American absent mindedly arrived at French customs at the airport in Paris and fumbled for his passport.
"You have been to France before Monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically.
The ancient Yank admitted that he had been to France before.
"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready for inspection", snapped the irate official.
The American said that the last time he came to France he did not have to show his passport.
"Impossible, old man. You Americans always have to show your passports upon arrival in France."
The old American gave the Frenchman a long, hard look. "I assure you, young man, that when I came ashore at Omaha Beach in Normandy on D-Day in 1944, there wasn't a God damn Frenchman on the beach!"
Got to say looney, you do sometimes come over as a bit of a twat on this board, but fair play to you fella - you know how to push all the right buttons with the Rednecks!