Ah, yes, our 25 goal a season man, coached down to 5 goals a season and played in midfield or on the wing or left on the bench by the clown manager of the time.
Leon Knight, he's alright
I found this, this afternoon and bookmarked it.
Sulky dwarf I think is the expression used.
https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?t=36753&highlight=Iwelumo