[Albion] Why is anyone on NSC tonight?

[Sussex Nomad]

My wife can't iron for toffee, my shirts look like the tracks coming in to Clapham Junction when she does it.
I always iron my own shirts, but maybe that's the ploy.

My girlie does my ironing and it's shit, but not as shit as me having to do it so I say nothing.

 

[OzMike]

Just after 6pm.
Saturday evening, pissing down.
Cold.

Not assed to do much.

Yourself?

10 am here, just surfaced after a boozy night at the club.
Popped in to watch the cricket at about 4pm yesterday and forgot it was a day/ night game.
Can't remember getting home, but a I had a container of Thai food that ended up in the fridge
Wifey not happy, no change there, got to take her to shopping centre to make up, torture.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Sorry I thought this was the Big Ironing Board, my bad, I'll keep google searching.

 

[OzMike]

My girlie does my ironing and it's shit, but not as shit as me having to do it so I say nothing.

I am a bit pedantic about shirt ironing and always find the same crease for ironing as was there previously.
Then I go out and spill beer and food over it and end up sleeping in it sometimes.

 

[Superphil]

My wife can't iron for toffee, my shirts look like the tracks coming in to Clapham Junction when she does it.
I always iron my own shirts, but maybe that's the ploy.

I Think I have similar, still, with practice after 25 years she seems to be getting there!

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Can't remember getting home, but a I had a container of Thai foot that ended up in the fridge

So...

Thai foot, is that human? Elephant? What exactly? I do worry about our antipodean brothers.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

I am a bit pedantic about shirt ironing and always find the same crease for ironing as was there previously.
Then I go out and spill beer and food over it and end up sleeping in it sometimes.

My kinda bloke except the Thai foot!

 

[OzMike]

So...

Thai foot, is that human? Elephant? What exactly? I do worry about our antipodean brothers.

Typo, fat fingers and blurred vision.

 

[OzMike]

Getting harassed now to get out of bed as shops open in 30 mins and not one minute can be wasted apparently.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Typo, fat fingers and blurred vision.

Which is why I only use NSC when in charge of a proper keyboard.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

They only need putting in the tumble dryer no need to iron

No, no, no, no, tumble dryer makes them more creased... I despair.

 

[OzMike]

Which is why I only use NSC when in charge of a proper keyboard.

Using a touch screen iPad without my glasses on !

 

[GT49er]

Waiting for hip replacement (X2). Would much rather be asleep than in pain.





Next question...........?

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Using a touch screen iPad without my glasses on !

Dangerous shit! Go shopping it could cost less kudos points!

 

[OzMike]

No, no, no, no, tumble dryer makes them more creased... I despair.

Summer here now, 10 mins on line outside on line will do it, but turn inside out so that the internal seams dry.

 

[OzMike]

Waiting for hip replacement (X2). Would much rather be asleep than in pain.





Next question...........?

That's not good, smuggle any booze in ?

 

[Sussex Nomad]

My girlie is in bed and I was calling 'Alexis' to play songs and she didn't. Girlie obviously woke up and said her name is Alexa! Strange moment...

 

[OzMike]

You woke your girlfriend up to put music on for you, surprised she didn't bop you.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

You woke your girlfriend up to put music on for you, surprised she didn't bop you.

No she heard me asking Alexis, my bad

 

[OzMike]

Is Alexis your imaginary friend ?