Why does any for of local media sound as if it is made by 9 year olds?

[Digweeds Trousers]

You're correct Hove Lagoonery it does.

If you have time in your day to point out what are obviously typos then I suggest there are a number of 9 year old who have busier days than you

Well done

 

[portlock seagull]

We nearly did "an ITV" last night - cutting DK off with a SCR jingle right in the middle of him telling everyone the latest on the new managers and that Jim Gannon wasn't a certainty

Comedy stuff. BBC SCR is, and always will be, so Alan Partridge it's untrue.

 

[colinpants]

Did anyone notice we had two half-time whistles again.

 

[Hove Lagoonery]

You're correct Hove Lagoonery it does.

If you have time in your day to point out what are obviously typos then I suggest there are a number of 9 year old who have busier days than you

Well done

Thank you.

Actually I think most 9 year olds would think that writing "Argus = piss
SCR = old cabbage" rather childish.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Hove Lagoonery - shut up.

Don't tell me how to spell you twat or I'll come round to your place of work and tell you how to sweep up.

Clearly you would be out of your depth in a f***ing puddle

 

[Hove Lagoonery]

You need a "," after "Don't tell me how to spell", otherwise it looks like you are saying I have told you how to spell "you twat".