[Albion] Why do you want to become our new manager?

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Clearly recusing myself as I've been proposed by @Han Solo to become BHAFC Director Of Football, a position I have gladly accepted, despite the pitiful wages. Who will be my Yes Man minion? Well?

 

[Happy Exile]

I'd very much like to put myself forward on the basis that Mark Hughes made about £18m from being sacked, and I'm pretty certain I could equal or better his performance in most of his jobs (L =181, D = 127, W = 158) just by telling the current Albion squad to go out and enjoy themselves. After a few years and a few jobs in various clubs and multiple sackings I promise to reinvest my sacking earnings into the monorail.

 

[Stato]

Can't help with the football, but I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbroook and by gum it's put them on the map.

 

[Han Solo]

I'm out, despite the ambitious signings of Ashley Barnes and Percy Tau.