Why do`ya think

[H block]

How come all the European Ryder cup WAGS were hugging their men when they were going out to play on sunday morning whilst my wife moans like f*** when I go for a game.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Because their game keeps them in diamonds and Jimmy Choos, whereas yours costs all your free time and disposable income.

 

[Starry]

How much money do you get if you win?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Do you partake in sexual intercourse on a bed covered in £50 notes?

 

[H block]

How much money do you get if you win?

Ooh you are cynical. Surely money does`nt come into it when your hubby has the chance to get some well deserved leisure time whilst his wifey is getting the sunday roast ready.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Do you partake in sexual intercourse on a bed covered in £50 notes?

Only with Beach Hut.

 

[H block]

Do you partake in sexual intercourse on a bed covered in £50 notes?

For you ducky I`d love to.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

It almost happened to me, but the notes were 50k!




























That is about £4 in Ecuadorean Sucre

 

[NMH]

Because you made a mistake marrying her, divorce asap.

 

[H block]

Jim Furyk`s wife was gorgeous but what does that make HER then if she married that miserable, balding, boring git.

 

[Bry Nylon]

It almost happened to me, but the notes were 50k!
That is about £4 in Ecuadorean Sucre

Llamas don't count BoF -- even if you were lonley and it led you on ...

 

[H block]

Because you made a mistake marrying her, divorce asap.

When I married my wife she had Gonnorreah, Diarrhoea and Piarrhoea.
It meant sex in all its forms was out but being a keen angler in those days....................







It came in handy for the maggots.

 

[Zed Seagull]

It almost happened to me, but the notes were 50k!

How could that almost happen?

Did the notes fall off the bed on entry?

 

[Starry]

Ooh you are cynical. Surely money does`nt come into it when your hubby has the chance to get some well deserved leisure time whilst his wifey is getting the sunday roast ready.

And therein lies the difference.

You going to play golf on a Sunday is really eating into your DIY time, mowing the lawn time, tending to the kids time, waiting on Wife hand and foot time.

The golfers on Sunday being cuddled and fondled by their wives were at work and earning the money to pay for their cleaner, cook, gardener, nanny.

 

[H block]

And therein lies the difference.

You going to play golf on a Sunday is really eating into your DIY time, mowing the lawn time, tending to the kids time, waiting on Wife hand and foot time.

The golfers on Sunday being cuddled and findled by their wives were at work and earning the money to pay for their cleaner, cook, gardener, nanny.

Thet dont get paid for being in the Ryder Cup.Mind you I would`nt mind being findled by some of those girls lol.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Jim Furyk`s wife was gorgeous but what does that make HER then if she married that miserable, balding, boring git.

A gold-digging, money grabbing Slut Faced Whore™?

 

[Da Man Clay]

The golfers on Sunday being cuddled and fondled by their wives were at work and earning the money to pay for their cleaner, cook, gardener, nanny.

They dont get paid to play in the ryder cup, But I suppose they probably earn marketing deals ect by being there.