Why do so many bald men drive open topped sports cars?

[public school boy]

Been out leafleting this afternoon and noticed that so many open topped sports cars are driven by 50+ year old bald men. Why is this?

 

[bhaexpress]

They like fresh air.

 

[Insel affe]

Been out leafleting this afternoon and noticed that so many open topped sports cars are driven by 50+ year old men. Why is this?

1/ Because there kids have flown the nest and they can now afford them.... !

2/ just got divorced and can afford them..... !

3/ mid life thingymebob........... !

 

[Icy Gull]

Open top cars are more fun than Euroboxes and they can afford them? That's why I have one anyway

Men with combovers really shouldn't bother though..

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

The wind blows their hair off

 

[Gully]

The wind blows their hair off

This is proof that they drive too fast...they had a full head of hair when they set out on their journey!

 

[Philzo-93]

The wind blows their hair off

Saw a bloke in an open topped car dashing down the road only to see his "hair" blown off too looked like a big headed dick into a failed big headed tit! Priceless.

 

[tonymgc]

Cos they are wankers?

 

[Eastleigh Seagull]

oddly aggressive - any particular reason why?

Cos they are wankers?

 

[Eddie Bee]

Cos they are wankers?

Do you mean open top sports car drivers.....Can't mean bald men!!!

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Mid life crisis plus redundancy/early retirement payout If you look closely they are also accompanied by imitation bleached bondes

 

[Garage_Doors]

Only when the kids have been paid for do they then have the spare income for the rag top.
I got one, but still have a full head of hair