why do i do it?

[Buzzer]

charlie, e's, mdma, boilers.........

alcohol, more charlie. ouch this hurts to type. I've just spent half an hour looking at my ugly visage in the mirror. Why?

My gf is due in an hour. How much drink did I drink? I watched that pisspoor comedy My Hero for an hour this morning whilst stoned. ouch this really hurts.

I just had the longest pee of my life and couldn't stop giggling. Why, dammit?

I've got to go shopping now for food.

and tidy my house.

and I'm just sitting here typing even though it hurts. I can't even be bothered to surf porn. Not even Alison Angel.

Friends, it's been a blast. Buzzer signing off. Ouch this really f***ing hurts

 

[dougdeep]

Morning Buzzer, have a good one.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Buzzer, console yourself with the thought that it's what baby Jesus and all his little elves would have wanted

 

[gjh1971]

At least you havent got to sit through a match at Withdean today

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

At least you havent got to sit through a match at Withdean today

every cloud has a silver lining

 

[Buzzer]

Morning Buzzer, have a good one.

Yeah. you could say that.

Note to self - don't go clubbing with gayers. They are professionals and I am not even Scottish 3rd division