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Why did I get sacked?

Why did I get sacked?

  • Because I did no work

    Votes: 3 7.1%

  • Because I send about 100 emails an hour

    Votes: 1 2.4%

  • Because I spent too much time with the shits

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Because I got to work 20 mins early today and only had 45 mins lunch

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Because I was caught masturbating in the toilets

    Votes: 7 16.7%

  • Because I am try too much to be like JonnyboyLennon

    Votes: 1 2.4%

  • Because I spend too much time on NSC

    Votes: 7 16.7%

  • Because I took 10 mins instead of 5 for my break

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Because I am cleverer than my bosses

    Votes: 1 2.4%

  • Because I look like a monkey

    Votes: 3 7.1%

  • Because I am a twat

    Votes: 2 4.8%

  • Because I wont leave the girls at work alone

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Because I wont leave the boys at work alone

    Votes: 6 14.3%

  • So I can spend more time in the pub

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Because Safeway kept sending me gay emails

    Votes: 2 4.8%

  • Because I distract GayFC Womble too much

    Votes: 1 2.4%

  • Because I helped their football team win the league

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Because they found images of scantily clad girls in Brighton shirts on my PC

    Votes: 2 4.8%

  • Rebecca Hammond

    Votes: 3 7.1%

  • Because I used up all the toilet paper

    Votes: 3 7.1%
  • Total voters
    42


tedebear

tedebear

Legal Alien
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
17,117
In my computer
Danny Seagull said:
I've added your team leader's E-mail address to the countless Penis extension messages I get sent :clap:
Click to expand...

I get those as well - and you know the strange thing - I only started getting them after I registered on Seagulls.co.uk

bizarre.....
 




F

fatboy

Active member
Jul 5, 2003
13,094
Falmer
OK

I was quoting Jonnyboylennon.

I am bored.
 


A

afc womble

New member
Jul 5, 2003
303
heehee muppet!!

i feel under pressure cos of what u put in your signature.

i voted for masturabtion.
 


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