Why did I get sacked?

[fatboy]

Unfortunately my sacking came slightly too late for me to thank Preferred Mortgages PLC in the Charity Match programme for paying me to do bugger all work and organise the football game.

 

[Turkey]

You look like a monkey.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I still go with wanking in the toilets theory Andy, you do do it a lot.

Nowadays companies can sack you for anything, and treat their employees like dirt. I was sacked from UCM Timber for no apparent reason whatsoever. When asked for an explanation I was told "well it's not working out for you here" (state the obvious) and fobbed me off with some story about being too slow writing out cheques

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

I got the old tin tack from Cornhill Insurance after a stitch-up.

Took 'em to a tribunal & got £4,000.

 

[Faldo]

Im aiming for the sack where I am....

....... it'll save me writing a letter!

 

[Braders]

scantely clad girls in brighton shirts ..... i need proof

 

[Safeway]

To be honest Fatboy it could be one of about twelve of those reasons above, the rediculous amounts of emails you send me (five at a time), the fact you're a twat, you're gay and you look like a monkey being the most obvious.

I will miss our chats, will just have to stalk Trotster, TOTKM and Seagullible now.

Regards,

Mr Smith

 

[Blackadder]

To be honest Fatboy it could be one of about twelve of those reasons above, the rediculous amounts of emails you send me (five at a time), the fact you're a twat, you're gay and you look like a monkey being the most obvious.


Regards,

Mr Smith

But apart from that I can't think of a reason.

 

[Citrus]

scantely clad girls in brighton shirts ..... i need proof

Yeah, come on...



...we all need proof!

 

[fatboy]

i will find out tomorrow.

if i find that it is because of mr safeway smith i will not be amused.


grrrr


csma.

 

[fatboy]

scantely clad girls in brighton shirts ..... i need proof

 

[fatboy]

A warning to any PML staff reading this ........

 

[Trotster]

Fatboy - you cant be sacked - have just emailed you about sunday at work!!!

 

[fatboy]

No really I am.

I dont have your work addy here-I only have it when I am Mathew Forster.

You can email me on Rumbledinho@hotmail.com.

I have a sneaky suspicion that it is because I emailed you. You know I got my email taken away-I hacked back into it to send one quick email.

I'll find out later anyway!

 

[Trotster]

You are joking! I could get the sack as well!!! Oh, hang on - i already quit

 

[fatboy]

Everything is a f***ing joke with you.

Clown.


I love the way "spending too much time on NSC" is winning the poll. I didnt have internet access at work!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

E-mails?

 

[fatboy]

BTW- Anyone that wants to sign up to any junk places...

julie.fisher@preferredmortgages.com

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I've added your team leader's E-mail address to the countless Penis extension messages I get sent

 

[Trotster]

I AM NOT A CLOWN