[Football] Who's the wanker in the black?

[One Teddy Maybank]

I used to like....

And do they smell
Like f............. hell
Over there
Over there

To the tune of distant drums

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

I guess Google no longer worry about certain words, especially in thread titles.

 

[pasty]

Who ate all the pies,
Who ate all the pies,
You fat *******,
You fat *******,
Who ate all the pies.

The 2016 version would need to accommodate the scenario that they'd not been eaten, but it was yet another catering mishap.

Who can afford the pies
Who can afford the pies
You rich *******
You rich *******
Who can afford the pies

 

[Postman Pat]

Love it.
Careful though, I had a complaint made against me for screaming 'you f****ing blind c*** ' at the ref last month. Teach me for accepting a freebie seat in the East stand. Roll on a pay rise so I can my get own seat in the NS.

Sorry to tell you this, but there are parts of the North Stand where dropping the 'C-Bomb' will get you a stern telling off.......

Anyway back to the subject....

Palace reject, Palace reject
Hello Hello.

(obviously to any Palace player in the oppo ranks).

 

[Bob'n'weave]

You're gonna get your f*****g heads kicked in.

Those were the days. Charges down terraces, police with truncheons. How football has changed - certainly wouldn't have taken my kids in the 70s. Happy to now......


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With you on that one. I started in the NS when I was twelve. Had to grab hold on to the closest bods when we scored, feet off the ground, end up 20 feet from where I stood. Best days of my life.

 

[Giraffe]

"Back to school tomorrow"

 

[Taybha]

Put that Fuc*ing board down.

In retrospect we should of seen what was going to happen to the goldstone as soon as he was ousted .

 

[Bob'n'weave]

Fair enough, family game and all that. I'll stay where I am, at least I can see the whites of their eyes in the SS, great when we score.
Shame about the central 'sit down and munch my sarnie' lot in the middle of the NS. Makes it look like the LS and RS are gatecrashers at a netball game.

Anyhoooo..........
What about the classic 'Knock Knock' chant from the 70's ' Is a knock kneed chicken...' etc followed by La la la's and everyone jumping up and down going nuts.

 

[Bob'n'weave]

"Back to school tomorrow"

Funny you should mention that. Me and my mates used to wander down at lunch break from the Neville, get a munch at the Chippy near the lights at Sackville and sit in the empty NS having a laugh.

 

[Bean]

Hopefully football has moved on from puerile chants . Especially now a lot more kids attend games at the Amex, I don't miss that type of chant at all.

You sound like a right laugh

 

[Exile]

Lets go ****ing mental, lets go ****ing mental...

 

[Gwylan]

Knees up Brighton town, knees up Brighton town. Top of the table you must go ...

Of course, now we're the city of Brighton and Hove, we can't use that one

 

[maffew]

One harry potter, there's only one harry potter....

One man went to war, went to war in Croydon, one man and his baseball bat WENT TO WAR in Croydon

You've got a red sheep on your flag you've a red red sheep on your flag......

 

[maffew]

Also in H-block singing the blind date theme to the girl who looked like Spuggy from Byker Grove

 

[heathgate]

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[Caveman]

Get your t!ts out for the lads.

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough.

 

[Dinner with Gotsmanov]

In your (insert town name of opponents) Slums....
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
you find a dead cat and you think it's a treat
In your (insert town name of opponents) Slums....

Don't write 'em like that anymore, more's the pity.

 

[papajaff]

Going back to the original theme.........

Who's your Father, Who's your Father, Who's your Father Referee,
You ain't got one, you're a barsterd, you're a barsterd Referee.

 

[heathgate]

Going back to the original theme.........

Who's your Father, Who's your Father, Who's your Father Referee,
You ain't got one, you're a barsterd, you're a barsterd Referee.

That one always made me chuckle... timeless too... it should be resurrected.

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[Pretty pink fairy]

Hopefully football has moved on from puerile chants . Especially now a lot more kids attend games at the Amex, I don't miss that type of chant at all.

regards
DR