[Football] Who's the wanker in the black?

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Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
Tiptoe, through the north stand, take
your boots off, get your head kicked in,
so tiptoe, throught the north stand with
me
 




Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
we are blue
we are white
we are f*cking dynamite
Na na na na na na na na
 


BRIGHT ON Q

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
9,248
And does it smell , like f@@@@in hell , over there over there
 








blue-afro-man

Active member
Nov 25, 2013
160
Alan, Alan, Alan Ball
Alan Ball, Alan Ball
Alan, Alan,Alan Ball
Alan, Alan Ball
Oooooooooooh w.........................
 








AmexRuislip

Retired Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
34,785
Ruislip
"You're going home in a Sussex ambulance."

How far did the good people of the Sussex Ambulance Service (or whatever they're called) transport those who'd taken an unfortunate pounding? I always liked to think they'd make it to the Surrey border and turf them out with a cheery "Good luck chap".


You mean:
"You're not going home in a Coperforma booked transport"
 


Live by the sea

Well-known member
Oct 21, 2016
4,718
Hopefully football has moved on from puerile chants . Especially now a lot more kids attend games at the Amex, I don't miss that type of chant at all.
 








Lower West Stander

Well-known member
Mar 25, 2012
4,753
Back in Sussex
You're gonna get your f*****g heads kicked in.

Those were the days. Charges down terraces, police with truncheons. How football has changed - certainly wouldn't have taken my kids in the 70s. Happy to now......


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Wellesley

Well-known member
Jul 24, 2013
4,973
Brighton boys we are here
Shagged your women and drink your beer.....
 




Raleigh Chopper

New member
Sep 1, 2011
12,054
Plymouth
Who's that number 5*
Who's that number 5*
You fat *******, you fat *******
Who's that number 5*

* change number for the fattest player in the oppos team.
 




Bob'n'weave

Well-known member
Nov 18, 2016
1,972
Nr Lewes
'Your'e gonna get what Cyrstal Palace Got' usually after the nice trip in the county ambulance one.
 






Bozza

You can change this
Helpful Moderator
Jul 4, 2003
57,323
Back in Sussex
Who ate all the pies,
Who ate all the pies,
You fat *******,
You fat *******,
Who ate all the pies.

The 2016 version would need to accommodate the scenario that they'd not been eaten, but it was yet another catering mishap.
 




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