Who's the FLAIREST off them all- Round 1, Group 2

[turienzo's lovechild]

ok, we are about halfway through festivities for group 1, so while that's taking shape it's time to kick off group 2. Same rules apply. Ten contestants to choose from, top 4 go through

THINK ABOUT YOUR VOTE BEFORE YOU DO IT

you have 48 hours

Bas Savage
D.O.B: 7.1.82
Nationality: English
Albion Career: 36 apps. 9 goals. 2007-08
Position: Striker

FLAIRtributes: Moonwalk, great hair colours, entertaining playing style

Inigo Calderon
D.O.B: 4.1.82
Nationality: Basque
Albion Career: 194 apps, 18 goals. 2010-present
Position: Defender

FLAIRtributes: swashbuckling playing style, great hair, occasional great goal

Kazenga LuaLua
D.O.B: 10.12.90
Nationality: Congolese
Albion Career: 142 apps, 17 goals (inc loan spells). 2010-present
Position: Winger

FLAIRtributes: backflips, african, ridiculous playing style, social media presence

Jonny Dixon
D.O.B: 16.1.84
Nationality: Spanish
Albion Career: 5 apps. 2008-09
Position: Forward

FLAIRtributes: Apparently Spanish, Holly Valance, was basically just not a footballer, great fashion sense, music producer, Holly Valance, a bit lazy, Holly Valance

Tomasz Kuszczak
D.O.B: 20.3.82
Nationality: Polish
Albion Career: 84 apps. 2012-14
Position: Goalkeeper

FLAIRtributes: Polish, great social media presence, has a large collection of sporting memorabilia

Florent Chaigneau
D.O.B: 21.3.84
Nationality: French
Albion Career: 1 app. 2005-06
Position: Goalkeeper

FLAIRtributes: French, great name, chain smoker, absolutely pointless

George O'Callaghan
D.O.B: 5.9.79
Nationality: Irish
Albion Career: 14 apps. 2007
Position: Midfielder

FLAIRtributes: moments of brilliance, bit of an underachiever, slagged off the club when he left

Rod Thomas
D.O.B: 10.10.70
Nationality: English
Albion Career: 48 apps, 4 goals. 1998-01
Position: Winger

FLAIRtributes: once hailed 'the next Pele', underachiever, fantastic dribbler, big time entertainer

Ryan Harley
D.O.B: 22.1.85
Nationality: English
Albion Career: 18 apps, 2 goals. 2011-13
Position: Midfielder

FLAIRtributes: incredibly lazy, scorer of 1 amazing free kick, taker of 1 amazingly awful penalty, so unpopular

Sebastien Carole
D.O.B: 8.9.82
Nationality: Martinican (2 caps)
Albion Career: 60 apps, 2 goals. 2005-06, 2009 & 2010
Position: Winger

FLAIRtributes: skillful, basically no end product whatsoever, for some reason we kept on signing him, seemed to always wear gloves

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i'm backing an outsider- JONNY DIXON for me

 

[Thunder Bolt]

There's only one player who scores with his face. #teamCalderon.

 

[Hampster Gull]

On the Flairest there can only be one answer in this group. Lua Lua

 

[Mellotron]

LuaLua. He plays football in a frankly ridiculous way.

Bas Savage for that Hartlepool moonwalk story you have regaled us with.

 

[Mackenzie]

A pretty uninspiring lot, I've gone for Rod Thomas for his sending off for a head butt at Mansfield. Five minutes in to the game following a nightmare journey to Nottinghamshire and he does that. We lost 1-0.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i actually think calderon is the LEAST flair of the spanish options (as much as I love him)

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Lualua just pipped to my vote by BAS here.

Moonwalk.
Colourful hair.
Never in control of the ball.

I think Kazenga will benefit from the backflips but he's not even the first LUA LUA to do them.

Bas was a MAVERICK

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Carole must win this - oodles of skill and nothing to actually show for it.... and we kept coming back for more.

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Lualua just pipped to my vote by BAS here.

Moonwalk.
Colourful hair.
Never in control of the ball.

I think Kazenga will benefit from the backflips but he's not even the first LUA LUA to do them.

Bas was a MAVERICK

Think it may be the same here. Flair player, had t shirts made for him. Got national fame

 

[Stumpy Tim]

International DJ who was banging Holly Vallance. Can't believe I'm only the second person to vote for Dixon

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

International DJ who was banging Holly Vallance. Can't believe I'm only the second person to vote for Dixon

not only that but he was banging Holly Vallance WHILST PLAYING FOOTBALL FOR ALDERSHOT

 

[Cheshire Cat]

not only that but he was banging Holly Vallance WHILST PLAYING FOOTBALL FOR ALDERSHOT

But he never actually played for us (except in a pre-season friendly)

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Lualua just pipped to my vote by BAS here.

Moonwalk.
Colourful hair.
Never in control of the ball.

I think Kazenga will benefit from the backflips but he's not even the first LUA LUA to do them.

Bas was a MAVERICK

Colourful hair, alright. He knew he was leaving when we played Millwall (getting stuffed 3-0 by them) and dyed his hair red and blue!!!!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

But he never actually played for us (except in a pre-season friendly)

yes he did- 5 times


he was shit, but he did play for us

 

[Fitzcarraldo]

Skin 'im rodney

 

[The Wookiee]

Lua Lua for me, scores goals, does backflips and is shagging Charlie Oatways daughter !

 

[MattBackHome]

I love this group

 

[Ninja Elephant]

I voted George O'Callaghan, top quality footballer at the right time. It was a massive shame we didn't make more of him.

Also, who called Rod Thomas the next Pele?!

 

[jessiejames]

Lualua