Who's best man at Ulrika's wedding?

[Tooting Gull]

Couple of weeks away, the bloke must be shitting himself. I mean, where would you start for that speech? Do you read out the telegram from John Leslie to the happy couple?

 

[Albion Dan]

Ive heard on the grapevine that Ulrika is getting cold feet about the wedding plus there are also rumours floating about that Mr Wright is bi sexual. lol.

 

[fatboy]

Not me.

 

[Simster]

My opinion has changed about John Leslie. He seemed an arrogant tosspot who loved himself and thought he was god's gift to ladies.

But then you told me about the choice he gives to his conquests - "tits or face".

What a gentleman. Actually giving the woman the choice.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I heard it was going to be her old mucker from Gladiators, John Fashanu, but he's probably knobbled the groom to jilt the bitch at the altar and, at 20-1, who can argue with those odds?...