Decisions decisions...
Plucky little money-laundering Bournemouth.
A noddy club that doesn't have enough away tickets available. Ever. They also have a smug manager and don't like us much. Feeling is mutual, nick off back to where you belong and don't bother us with your begging buckets when your dodgy owners have pulled the plug.
Aston Villa
An army of deluded fans told us they'd be top 10 and that Tyrone Mings was world class. Gareth Southgate believed them. Turns out that for a big club, they're proper shit - we should have beaten them twice to be honest. Would be hilarious to see them relegated, Jack Grealish and all.
Watford
Can't say I've ever had an issue with Watford personally, but Nigel Pearson - dear oh dear. I didn't like Pearson but that sacking was totally unjust.
Plucky little money-laundering Bournemouth.
A noddy club that doesn't have enough away tickets available. Ever. They also have a smug manager and don't like us much. Feeling is mutual, nick off back to where you belong and don't bother us with your begging buckets when your dodgy owners have pulled the plug.
Aston Villa
An army of deluded fans told us they'd be top 10 and that Tyrone Mings was world class. Gareth Southgate believed them. Turns out that for a big club, they're proper shit - we should have beaten them twice to be honest. Would be hilarious to see them relegated, Jack Grealish and all.
Watford
Can't say I've ever had an issue with Watford personally, but Nigel Pearson - dear oh dear. I didn't like Pearson but that sacking was totally unjust.