Seeing Pacquiao the other night, think it would be a proper good fight. Open air at Wembley next summer would be superb. Got his arse handed to him by Mayweather no point in going back there
I'd fight him.
Fall over in the first round, springing to my feet to collect my cheque.
Pop down t' bookies and collect my winnings for losing in the first round (terrible odds, had to bet all my worldly goods to get back a fiver)