Who would you like Lewes to burn On Thursday night.

[Colossal Squid]

I'd have thought Osborne is a shoe-in and surely Blatter too. Both have achieved total notoriety for all the wrong reasons over the past 12 months.

Putin and Merkel are easy targets even if they have both been done before.

It seems a bit like old news now but one of the Syriza lot could be a good shout: Tsipras or Varoufakis.

And of course our ham faced Prime Minister ****ing a pig

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

nicola sturgeon

(see how the sweaties react this year)

Great call.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

nicola sturgeon

(see how the sweaties react this year)

If they overreact and we need to backpedal, just deny it and tell em its that one from the krankies

 

[BN9 BHA]

Bearing in mind that there will be six of the Lewes Bonfire Societies marching on Thursday, it will be the case that six tableaux will feature on the night.

Suggesting that "Lewes" will burn one target simply reveals an ignorance of what goes on.

Don't think anyone suggesting that "Lewes" will burn one target, the thread title doesn't say ' Who can guess six to burn'

How about Kevin McCloud from Grand Designs?
On the recent programme where the build was in Lewes, he told viewers at least three times that Lewes is in West Sussex.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Bonfire night is so sanitized at Lewes now it might be an idea to burn off the whole thing in Lewes.

 

[BN9 BHA]

If they overreact and we need to backpedal, just deny it and tell em its that one from the krankies

 

[Return of the Rev]

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Can we have a picture of the krankies to compare?

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Tony Blair

 

[OzMike]

Tony Blair

Seconded.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Suggesting that "Lewes" will burn one target simply reveals an ignorance of what goes on.
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I think you are in danger of taking this a bit seriously.

 

[Simster]

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Not a fan of BEARDS I guess?

 

[Rogero]

Bishop of Lewes, pedophile.

That is an interesting suggestion.

 

[Perfidious Albion]

In a light hearted vein.... Amber Rudd ...Who? (the energy minister who plans to frack Mid Sussex)
and of course Seb Blatter and any politician you like, and the disgraced Bishop of Lewes and anybody that has tee'd me off in the last 12 months..

 

[Nibble]

It's a good night despite all the local cousin-****ers trying to warn people off. I gave up going a few years ago as it takes itself too seriously, there are bigger, better and far more welcoming events in a similar vein elsewhere in the country that I prefer.
Right, now that's sorted can we burn David Cameron please.

 

[alfredmizen]

Not a fan of BEARDS I guess?

Very good.

 

[alfredmizen]

Whichever tosspot Censor ( sorry Moderator) that moved this thread https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showt...(-from-Turkey)-Show-their-gratitude-in-Cyprus straight to the other stuff .

 

[The Birdman]

Edenbridge Bonfire society are burning Blatter well done.

 

[Arthritic Toe]

I'd have thought Osborne is a shoe-in ...

A tad harsh - did some great work with Black Sabbath

 

[Dave the OAP]

half and half scarf suppliers

 

[Bognor Bystander]

Guy Fawkes ? oh hold on think he's been done before ...