Who wants to be Gully?

[ram1992]

Become Gully!

Get those applications in quick!

http://www.seagulls.co.uk/news/article/matchday-furry-mascot-2550764.aspx

 

[Prince Monolulu]

 

[symyjym]

Has Ernest handed in his notice?

 

[fat old seagull]

Looks like fun.....however it's a feckin nightmare trapped inside one of those outfits. I once spent the best part of two days pretending to be a lovable dog. After a couple of hours I wanted to eat children!

 

[T soprano]

Might have a go at that, my only problem is that I'd probably Be a bit like the children's entertainer on Hi De Hi
"Bloody Kids"

 

[Thunder Bolt]

There's a vacancy.

http://www.seagulls.co.uk/news/article/matchday-furry-mascot-2550764.aspx

Brighton & Hove Albion Football Club are looking for an outgoing, creative and exuberant performer to become the club's official mascot on match days, joining the other mascots Sally and Sammy seagull. BHAFC are looking for an individual who is enthusiastic, passionate and keen for a challenge!

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

£6.50 per hour to lark about and pose for photos. Easy money.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Must have better pins than previous 'Gulls' though Shirley?

 

[Marty___Mcfly]

The auditions should be webcast and put to a public vote. Would be fun and mean that people would take ownership of Gully a bit more.

 

[Bry Nylon]

The auditions should be webcast and put to a public vote. Would be fun and mean that people would take ownership of Gully a bit more.

"Take ownership of Gully a bit more"? Why on earth would anyone want to do that and what possible benefit could that bring? Perhaps we should all become fully engaged stakeholders in the Gully matchday experience. Going forward, of course...

 

[TSB]

I knew one of the previous Gullys. Good bloke. Led to believe that the club ****ed him about quite a bit on which occasions he was expected to be there and weren't great at keeping in touch during breaks.
I wonder if Barbs is conducting the interviews?

 

[banjo]

I would of been interested is this but I'm to much of a chicken.

 

[TSB]

Has its perks though:

https://www.youtube.com/user/TwerkForGully

 

[Stat Brother]

I don't understand, how can a person be a giant seagull?

 

[studio150]

I have been working on my YMCA actions all summer together with a wet gully dive in rainy conditions. I have also been photobombing on the front so after a quick refresher on ruffling children's hair I reckon I must be a front runner,

 

[atfc village]

Might have a go at that, my only problem is that I'd probably Be a bit like the children's entertainer on Hi De Hi
"Bloody Kids"

Mr Partridge he made me laugh.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I have been working on my YMCA actions all summer together with a wet gully dive in rainy conditions. I have also been photobombing on the front so after a quick refresher on ruffling children's hair I reckon I must be a front runner,

Don't forget all the high fives.

 

[albion1972]

Is brightonmark1234 still looking for work. Give him some smarties dress him up as gully and sit back and watch the fun...

 

[Bozza]

Why is this bit of the specification marked as desirable and not essential?

"An accepted and valid Enhanced FA DBS (Disclosure and Barring Service/Criminal Background Check). This will be compulsory to complete for the successful candidate"

Compulsory but not essential?

 

[Stat Brother]

Will part of the job involve having to take that strumpet and delinquent under your wing?