The locals are a bit upset I know, but hopefully we can foster our relationship further by shipping out one or two more promising players, who, whilst not good enough for our first team can get some needed first team football at a very weak cash strapped Leeds club who need all the help they can get.
So let’s line up some more deals. No purchase option of course. That would be silly.
We can let Bielsa take credit for their development, that’s fine, let them. And we can play along with their cute “we didn’t know who he was until he played for Leeds” bit if that helps.
Haydon Roberts, Tudor Baluta and maybe Peter Gwargis would be my choice.
All good lads who need first team football, would fit in well with the boys club at Elland Road.
Haydon
Would accommodate their “he’s Leeds through and through” tag well and will fit in well with the boys club and would soon become besties with Kalvin Phillips, posing for selfies together on Instagram and generating plenty of likes.
All the Leeds lads will unilaterally be won over by Haydon belting out “Leeds! Leeds! Leeds forever!” At the end of season drinks and will declare him the next Elland Road legend. We can then await the inevitable £45m bid.
Tudor
A swarthy one. One for the ladies, the Leeds lasses will be swooning over him on Twitter and start all kinds of hashtags, posters, memes and the like. #freetudor has a good ring to it.
Earlier in the season I would have said Matt Clarke, but he’s probably a bit further ahead in his development now and needs to step up for his next move.
This will be a win win for all parties.
So these are my picks to send to feeder club Leeds next.
Who’s yours?
So let’s line up some more deals. No purchase option of course. That would be silly.
We can let Bielsa take credit for their development, that’s fine, let them. And we can play along with their cute “we didn’t know who he was until he played for Leeds” bit if that helps.
Haydon Roberts, Tudor Baluta and maybe Peter Gwargis would be my choice.
All good lads who need first team football, would fit in well with the boys club at Elland Road.
Haydon
Would accommodate their “he’s Leeds through and through” tag well and will fit in well with the boys club and would soon become besties with Kalvin Phillips, posing for selfies together on Instagram and generating plenty of likes.
All the Leeds lads will unilaterally be won over by Haydon belting out “Leeds! Leeds! Leeds forever!” At the end of season drinks and will declare him the next Elland Road legend. We can then await the inevitable £45m bid.
Tudor
A swarthy one. One for the ladies, the Leeds lasses will be swooning over him on Twitter and start all kinds of hashtags, posters, memes and the like. #freetudor has a good ring to it.
Earlier in the season I would have said Matt Clarke, but he’s probably a bit further ahead in his development now and needs to step up for his next move.
This will be a win win for all parties.
So these are my picks to send to feeder club Leeds next.
Who’s yours?
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