Who has the Weirdest neighbour?

[Doc Lynam]

One side we have tree woman who is doing her best to make up for the destruction of the rain forest, the next tree gets planted about 2 foot from the previous. And on the other side we have a couple who passed a note through the door saying could we not feed the birds as they fly the bread over their garden and his wife is worried her Chihuahua might eat some and get poisoned!

 

[gazingdown]

Poisoned bread lol

 

[00snook]

Bread poisoning is very common in Chihuahua's.

 

[Biscuit]

Bread poisoning is very common in Chihuahua's.

It sends them MAD, by all accounts.

 

[00snook]

Thats the face they pull just before they die.

They all suffer from an advanced form of Wheat Intolerance. One tiny bite of bread and its game over

 

[Big Jim]

my neighbour 2 doors down almost killed us (and all his neighbours), by setting alight to his terrace house and sticking bowls of open petrol in the loft. At around 2 a.m. He then did a runner, then topped himself at BEachy Head.
Takes a lot to top that (though I could tell you some other horrible things we suspect he did in the years leading up to the fire), but probably shouldn;t as unable to prove it.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

My parents live next door to John Catt...

 

[ali jenkins]

my neighbour 2 doors down almost killed us (and all his neighbours), by setting alight to his terrace house and sticking bowls of open petrol in the loft. At around 2 a.m. He then did a runner, then topped himself at BEachy Head.
Takes a lot to top that (though I could tell you some other horrible things we suspect he did in the years leading up to the fire), but probably shouldn;t as unable to prove it.

You cant leave it at that, do tell...

 

[glasfryn]

here we have two wonderful neighbours,when we were living in Wales one side was an old girl, and the others were from hell hated any living thing hacked down tree's in the neighbours garden on the other side,stole most of the good plants from her garden(the house was empty and being sold) they were racist and total inbreds.

 

[wunt be druv]

I used to live next door to a middle aged woman who would openly masturbate on her sofa of an evening,curtains open (both sets!) and light on.Her lounge where she indulged in her self pleasure faced into her back garden which might explain why she was very popular with the men folk who had a house backing on to hers.

 

[Pinkie Brown]

If anyone posted on this thread who happened to live next to that Canadian bi-sexual porn star who chopped up his er, 'friend', I do rather suspect that could be Thread closed........

 

[nomoremithras4me]

Mine hears voices, kept knocking on our door asking if we did! Had to get my solicitor to write a letter in the end!

 

[Drumstick]

Saw mine in Tesco sniffing a banana once. Looks like a nut job aswell.

 

[dibbydoo]

My neighbour writes things in the dirt on my car, and the other thinks it acceptable to knock on my door at 11pm and ask if the shop is still open, or some other random pointless question.

 

[Big Jim]

You cant leave it at that, do tell...

hehehe. Well, a lot of odd and criminal things happened to the rear of our properties that stopped once he wasn't around and it all seemed to tie in once we thought about it. ALso a Policeman once told me they didn;t believe his story (on one of the criminal acts) as it didn't tie up with events.

Anyway, he's long gone now. I would usually say RIP, but he nearly killed a load of his neighbours including my family. So, I wouldn't mean it.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

We have a unusual line up of neighbours one side we have Roy Hodgeson the other Phil Mitchell.

Now that is weird.

 

[Superphil]

My neighbour has a right weirdo living next door

 

[Lord Bracknell]

My next door but one neighbour used to design costumes for Doctor Who. Some of those are weird.

 

[Doc Lynam]

Pinching it from the 90s thread.

 

[melias shoes]

I used to live next door to a middle aged woman who would openly masturbate on her sofa of an evening,curtains open (both sets!) and light on.Her lounge where she indulged in her self pleasure faced into her back garden which might explain why she was very popular with the men folk who had a house backing on to hers.