Who do you want under the Mistletoe

[Dave the OAP]

Dave - Off to catch the 4:53 in a min. If I don't see you, have a sooper Crimbo.

TD.

i am trying but my customer is faffing about

If I dont see you have a great one.

regards

 

[Chesney Christ]

ive seen your bird, shes a dog.

Yeah, but thats a lie dwayne, because you haven't seen her.

 

[Chesney Christ]

no she is geniunley unattractive

You must have very good eyesight to have seen her from London. Go away, I have no interest in talking to the kind of loser who has to post on NSC when he's about to have a shag for the first time in years.

 

[dwayne]

You must have very good eyesight to have seen her from London. Go away, I have no interest in talking to the kind of loser who has to post on NSC when he's about to have a shag for the first time in years.

 

[Chesney Christ]

This one, for those you haven't read it:

Ooo, ooh, I've met a girl ooh

 

[Meade's Ball]

 

[dwayne]

This one, for those you haven't read it:

Ooo, ooh, I've met a girl ooh

Chesney, if only you knew

 

[DC Rules]

Shall we take bets on which is first -- Ernest saying he wants Beach Hut, or Beach Hut saying he wants Ernest .. who'll be home from work first to make the first move??

 

[NMH]

This one, for those you haven't read it:

Ooo, ooh, I've met a girl ooh

Watch out, you'll start the biggest pratt ever on NSC, off again. Then we'll have to endure the twat trying to convince an internet football chat board that he's a right 21st century playboy for the next month or so.

 

[tedebear]

I think she's got 3 Dave. swoon, swoon and thrice swoon.

Just to clarify I'm one of three girls, me being the middle!!

 

[desprateseagull]

diane youdale- aka Jet from Gladiators.

 

[Zesh Rehman]

.

 

[Frutos]

Please.

 

[Zesh Rehman]

Please.

yes please

 

[Beach Hut]

Oh go on then - Ernest

 

[Frutos]

yes please

Hands off, he's mine...

 

[DC Rules]

Oh go on then - Ernest

that took longer than i thought...!

 

[bigc]

the barmaid from the albert

 

[¸.·´¯`·.¸><((((º>]

Nina Hossain

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

My fiancee and Ana the CEO's PA........preferably together.