Who Am I?

[Commander]

I can only answer yes or no.

I can be anyone, dead or alive.

Person who guesses correctly first wins a night with my sister.

GO!

 

[watsongooal]

Barry Mcguigan

 

[Kev the Ape]

Ian Botham

 

[Marc]

Are you a GEEK in an internet cafe in Australia who should be down the pub or on the beach or doing some actual TRAVELLING instead of posting on NSC?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Bruno Brookes?

 

[JAFA]

me

 

[Commander]

Are you a GEEK in an internet cafe in Australia who should be down the pub or on the beach or doing some actual TRAVELLING instead of posting on NSC?

No, I am a geek in in an internet cafe in New Zealand who should be down the pub or on the beach or doing some actual TRAVELLING instead of posting on NSC.

But I cant face anymore alcohol and have no money at the moment. And I have done some travelling thank you very much. Ever been to Fiji? Or Waiheke Island? Didn't think so.

 

[Commander]

You cant just guess random names, you have to ask questions. What are you stupid or something?

 

[JAFA]

Are you ginger?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Virginia Wade?

 

[watsongooal]

Alfred the Butler from Batman

 

[Commander]

Are you ginger?

No

 

[watsongooal]

Panthro from thudercats

 

[Marc]

No, I am a geek in in an internet cafe in New Zealand who should be down the pub or on the beach or doing some actual TRAVELLING instead of posting on NSC.

But I cant face anymore alcohol and have no money at the moment. And I have done some travelling thank you very much. Ever been to Fiji? Or Waiheke Island? Didn't think so.

I've been to WALES does that count?
Seriously mate, go get a job picking strawberries and live your life NOW! or imagine this scenario:

You are in a bar chatting to a hot chick:
"where abouts in New Zealand did you go?" she says
"Auckland, I spent most of my time in an internet cafe though"
"oh...thats nice..." she says as she slowly edges further away from you

Now go take a walk around the town and enjoy the culture of another country...please just do it for those of us who cant

 

[Titanic]

Posh ??

 

[Commander]

Panthro from thudercats

Quiet, ignorant fool. Go back to Somerset and sleep with your mother again.

 

[maffew]

sponge bob square pants?

 

[Yoda]

Do you drink pints of whiskey?

 

[Titanic]

DO you live in a pineapple, under the sea ?

 

[maffew]

do you wrestle crocodiles and are you good with the boomerang?