Whilst watching the euros put this on your door

[pornomagboy]

Women's rules for the euros

 

[Meade's Ball]

It was shortly after i chortled at the Danes going ahead when my tv gave in and i thought i'd have to write a very angry text to the BBC. A head peered through the door a moment later, that of my girlfriend, asking whether the tv was working. She'd disconnected the cable, you see. I tell her to sprint back into her room and reconnect. She gets upset, saying she can't do it when she's under such pressure. I calm her momentarily and the cables are put in place once more. I ask her briefly what happened and am informed that when she was sweeping, a spider appeared in and around the fluff near the internet and tv wiring. A few attempted whacks and swipes of said arachnid managed to dislodge the only things of importance at this football-filled hour.
We've agreed that if she manages to dis-signal things again whilst a game is on, she'll give me £100.

 

[Eggmundo]

It was shortly after i chortled at the Danes going ahead when my tv gave in and i thought i'd have to write a very angry text to the BBC. A head peered through the door a moment later, that of my girlfriend, asking whether the tv was working. She'd disconnected the cable, you see. I tell her to sprint back into her room and reconnect. She gets upset, saying she can't do it when she's under such pressure. I calm her momentarily and the cables are put in place once more. I ask her briefly what happened and am informed that when she was sweeping, a spider appeared in and around the fluff near the internet and tv wiring. A few attempted whacks and swipes of said arachnid managed to dislodge the only things of importance at this football-filled hour.
We've agreed that if she manages to dis-signal things again whilst a game is on, she'll give me £100.

Remarkable restraint. To be commended.

 

[Marty McFly]

Comic GENIUS!

 

[Frutos]

Is it just me or is that just not funny?

Not just you.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Is it just me or is that just not funny?

I'm with you.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Well I am glad its not just me!
I suppose it might be funny as any guy who behaves like that wont have a girlfriend to notify of his demands anyway!

That's why he's called pornomagboy.

 

[Frank Inkerman]

Is it just me or is that just not funny?

Certainly not just you suspect that there are loads of us without Marty McFly's s.o.h.

 

[Worthingite]

I wouldn't dare, I know who wears the trousers in our household, and sadly it ain't me....

 

[Marty McFly]

Certainly not just you suspect that there are loads of us without Marty McFly's s.o.h.

Funniest thing I've read all week!

 

[Questions]

I have a sign up on my front door that reads, " No spiders during Euro Champs"............. Because you just don,t know do you ?

 

[brakespear]

Is it just me or is that just not funny?

Nope, not just you.

 

[trueblue]

Is it just me or is that just not funny?

Lacking any wit whatsoever as far as I can see.

 

[gullshark]

I guess you have to be a so called 'lad' to find that even mildly amusing.

 

[upthealbion1970]

I guess you have to be a so called 'lad' to find that even mildly amusing.

That must be why I think it's shit

 

[Falkor]

 

[Flair]

Women's rules for the euros

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Hahahahaahahahahahahaha kitchen jokes, so funny!!!!

 

[W.C.]

It was shortly after i chortled at the Danes going ahead when my tv gave in and i thought i'd have to write a very angry text to the BBC. A head peered through the door a moment later, that of my girlfriend, asking whether the tv was working. She'd disconnected the cable, you see. I tell her to sprint back into her room and reconnect. She gets upset, saying she can't do it when she's under such pressure. I calm her momentarily and the cables are put in place once more. I ask her briefly what happened and am informed that when she was sweeping, a spider appeared in and around the fluff near the internet and tv wiring. A few attempted whacks and swipes of said arachnid managed to dislodge the only things of importance at this football-filled hour.
We've agreed that if she manages to dis-signal things again whilst a game is on, she'll give me £100.

MB saves the day (thread) yet again

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Funniest thing I've read all week!

I sympathise. That must have been a spectacularly poor week for you. Chin up.

 

[Marty McFly]

I sympathise. That must have been a spectacularly poor week for you. Chin up.

Not at all. I've been to see the hilarious Roy Chubby Brown, and Jim Davidson. As amazing as they are, they have nothing on this bloke.

Keep it up pornoboy - I see a great career on the stage for you!