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Which would you rather give birth to?

Which would you rather give birth to?

  • Abominable GENIUS?

    Votes: 14 58.3%
  • Beautiful RETARD?

    Votes: 10 41.7%

  • Total voters
    24


Shizuoka Dolphin

NSC M0DERATOR
Jul 8, 2003
6,987
N/A
Which would you rather give birth to?

A: A gorgeous baby who grows up to be a stunningly handsome / beautiful adult, inspiring feelings of love and admiration in all they meet, but is stupendously, incredibly THICK. So much so that they they are only just not in the "special" class at school.

or

B: A pug-ugly baby who grows up into a horrendous abomination of an adult, inspiring disgust in all who he / she encounters, but has Einstein levels of genius and who could go on to cure disease single-handed?
 
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ali jenkins

Thanks to Guinness Dave
Feb 9, 2006
9,896
Southwick
Thats a tough one SHIZ!

I think id go for option A because Id HATE to have a RETARDED SPASTIC as a kid!


It would be like HONEY and BILLY from 'enders innit!
 


e77

Well-known member
May 23, 2004
7,270
Worthing
I have never had kids but I imagine you always think yours is the most beautiful in the world.
 


Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
Have never had kids, but just imagine how proud you would be if your offspring went on to find a cure for HIV or cancer...far better than having one that thought East Angular was on the continent.

NB: I am not saying Jade Goodey is beautiful...but hopefully you get my drift.
 


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