A bit of invisibility would be the nuts though. All the places you could go (e.g. on the pitch while the footballs going on - an extra player for the Albion?), you could be 'the poltergeist' in someones house, and thats before we've considered the perving opportunities.
Time Machine - following on from money made by 80's Seagull I'd go back and pay £57 for the albion before A***** and S****** then we'd still have to Goldstone (+ tell Smith to chip the ball over Bailey in the last minute!)
RESULT!!!
A) Eternal Life - I would'nt mind that, get to see man walk on Mars and then one day do the same, see the progression of computer games to new levels, watch when that asteroid finally comes hurtling through space and destroy the Earth leaving me floating about and watching the aftermath!
or
B) Use of a Time Machine - Go forward to tonight and find out what im doing! or bugger off back to the Dinosaurs and take some snaps and catch a few and start my own Jurassic Park on the south downs then shoot off into the future and see how the Human Race eveolves 1million years down the line!
C) Invisibility - Perving chances galore...would be GREAT, could wander onto a Jumbo Jet and get a free ride to New York or something!
Time machine.
First job, travel back to 1983 and tell Robinson to have a crack himself instead of passing it to Smith.
Making a shit load of cash on events you already know the results
of would be pretty good too.