Which part of the toilet do you aim for?

[Wilko]

Normally I aim for the back of the toilet bowl just above the waterline, if I am going with a morning wood though I am just happy to keep it out my eyebrows.

 

[Brighton Mackem]

Back in the day in the old pub toilets where you could push the fag end in the trough down the hole.

 

[indy3050]

Sit down always and pour forwards. Just last week I accidentally pissed through the gap between seat and bowl and pissed all over my ankle riding pants and the floor. My wife was so impressed that I had managed to finally work out how to use the washing machine.