Uncle Buck said:Sheila: Times have changed.
Our kids are getting worse.
They won't obey their parents;
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Randy, Gerald, Stuart: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: NO! Blame Canada!
All: Blame Canada!
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full o' lies!
All: Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Sheila: We need to form a full assault!
All: It's Canada's fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan.
He saw the darned cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf,
But now when I see him he tells me to f*** myself.
Sheila: Well? Blame Canada!
All: Blame Canada!
Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along!
All: Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Man: They're not even a real country anyway!
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true.
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue.
Men: Should we blame the matches?
Man: Should we blame the fire?
All: Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: Heck, no!
All: Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo
Liane: And that bitch, Anne Murray, too.
All: [slowing] Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!
For the
[normal] Smut we must stop, the trash we must smash.
The laughter and fun must all be undone.
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming
Us!
Commander said:Canada.
tedebear said:Probably Argentina for me... Diving pathetic oily footballers...
Problem is I've never been to Argentina nor Germany - so I shouldn't really comment...
tedebear said:We can do what we want - its a message board, blah blah....
crodonilson said:What's wrong with Canada?? As a citizen myself I take issue with that.
Voroshilov said:Hank Scorpio: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country? Italy or France?
Homer: France.
Hank adjusts a giant laser
Hank Scorpio: Heh heh. Nobody ever says Italy
Yoda said:Too right. I love Italy and my GF is Italian.
captainmorganrum said:Awww, that's alright.....