Which Languages Can You Speak?

[Benny Seagull]

not many for me

and by speak i mean can say a sentance knowing what you're saying!

 

[REDLAND]

I noticed Englaish isn't on the list, propably just as well for this board, though you should have put 'txt' on the list byf will have nothing to vote for

 

[tedebear]

Herbrew - sounds like a dodgy infusion

 

[Benny Seagull]

good point. i thought english would have been stupid. can a mod change this for me and have english as a option.

 

[JAMC]

Serbo-Croat.

 

[Hiney]

FG speaks double-dutch

 

[Safeway]

Conversational French and Spanish, and little bit of Gujurati.

Fluent in bollocks.

 

[Raphael Meade]

french and some ruskie....

 

[fatboy]

What is Herbrew? I voted for her anyway.

 

[Benny Seagull]

you ruin everything!

 

[NMH]

I can say "I have a big penis, and you have small breasts" in Swedish.

"Have you given your arsehole today?" in Portuguese

"Pimp your sister, you mother-fucker" in Farcie

"you are a stupid prostitute" in French

"How are you, I'm alright" in Hebrew

"come into my arms, I dream of your kisses", and "Hey wanker, suck my penis" in Spanish

"blow me, you bitch" in German

I'm effluent in many languages !

 

[JAMC]

Jebem ti matear.

Never say that to a Serb or you will find tanks on your front lawn.

 

[The Great Cornholio]

What happened to Klingon? Ka Plah!

(And no, I don't know any more!)

 

[Raphael Meade]

who else speaks russian? come on people, speak up...

 

[BrightonBird]

conversational in French. Although my favourite line Parlez vouz Anglais, je ne' comprond paix Francais (yes my written is terrible). Although it would be nice if people could understand me! ha ha! No-one gets my humour.

I agree with the bollox post although I must say he's also good at making up crap words as well (eg Rug, etc).

 

[The Great Cornholio]

conversational in French. Although my favourite line Parlez vouz Anglais, je ne' comprond paix Francais (yes my written is terrible). Although it would be nice if people could understand me! ha ha! No-one gets my humour.

I agree with the bollox post although I must say he's also good at making up crap words as well (eg Rug, etc).

I think you've set yourself up for a Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir line !

 

[berkshire seagull]

English,russian and french

 

[Kenhead]

i know a little french, but only to g.c.s.e standard

 

[Gotsmanov]

French and German pretty much fluently

Woo f***ing hoo

 

[WhitleyDennis]

Pidgin Spanish - meaning I can just about order a round of drinks and ask for tickets for the Barcelona game.