Which 80s pop star...

[The Large One]

...would you most like to slap?

We were having this debate in our studio today, and a few names came up. It made for an interesting discussion. The rules are fairly simple; only 80s pop stars (or those considered to be '80s pop stars' which is a fairly clear definition), and you can only nominate ONE PERSON. Not a group, although twins do count as one.

So, which person would you most like to put your fist straight through the middle of their miserable pathetic slab of a face, and why?

Go...

 

[aftershavedave]

rick astley

he looked soooo uncool, but managed to convince a million people otherwise for about 3 months...

 

[scarby]

who was that twat who sang...

" gonna write a classic, gonna write it in the attic"

dont think so ****!!

 

[Easy 10]

Limahl (lead singer of Kajagoogoo)

I think I'd grab his stupid f***ing hair and pull his face down hard onto my knee, which would be travelling rapidly in the opposite direction.

 

[Tooting Gull]

I always hated Nik Kershaw, and at 4ft 11ins or whatever he was, it's fairly safe to assume you'd be handing out a well-deserved kicking with no danger of retribution. A nice bonus.

 

[The Large One]

who was that twat who sang...

" gonna write a classic, gonna write it in the attic"

dont think so ****!!

Adrian Gurvitz. Sod the slapping, I'd just run him over with a petrol tanker.

 

[Gwylan]

We had this discussion in the office the other day too - although we didn't specify 80s. The clear winner, by an embarrassing margin, was Bono. It seems that everyone was itching to do something horrible and lingering to the smug Irish git.


If we had to stick to 80s. I think Howard Jones would just pip Nik Kershaw.

 

[Jambo Seagull]

lead singer of Flock of Seagulls. What was that hair all about?

 

[Barnet Seagull]

I always hated Nik Kershaw, and at 4ft 11ins or whatever he was, it's fairly safe to assume you'd be handing out a well-deserved kicking with no danger of retribution. A nice bonus.

He wrote some good tunes though...


Kicking wise? I think you'd be hard pushed to give anyone a much more deserved kicking than the artist formerlly known as wanker, I mean Prince

 

[aftershavedave]

Kicking wise? I think you'd be hard pushed to give anyone a much more deserved kicking than the artist formerlly known as wanker, I mean Prince

picking on the little guy then barnet!

 

[Icy Gull]

the singer from Dead or Alive - once he'd stopped spinning round and round like a record.

 

[moggy]

that prick off the BUGGLES

 

[Barnet Seagull]

picking on the little guy then barnet!

I've no issue with regard to inflicting pain when it comes to America's favourite popular musical circus dwarf

 

[Mr Popkins]

that prick off the BUGGLES

THAT PRICK OF OF BUGGLES AS YOU SO NICLEY PUT IT IS TOP MUSIC PRODUCER TREVOR HORN!

 

[Mr Popkins]

Id like to slap "The Rebel MC!"

then we would see just how "street tough" he really is!

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Kylie...repeatedly on her arse.

 

[Legend]

Morrissey

 

[Beach Hut]

Howard Jones

 

[Knightsworld]

Was it that Joe Dolce(excuse spelling) that ahem sung shut up a yer face.

He deserved a right kicking, still does now

 

[cheshunt seagull]

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