Where's all the jokes then?

[pasty]

I'll start:

Job vacancy: An oppotunity has arisen in the Greater Manchester area for an experienced welder. Primary duty to restore a roof to an open topped double decker bus.

 

[gothenburg_gull]

Not a joke, but I really liked what I saw someone had written about swine flu and the attendant potential catastrophe.

They were calling it the aporkalypse...

 

[Jamon Jamon]

I'll start:

Job vacancy: An oppotunity has arisen in the Greater Manchester area for an experienced welder. Primary duty to restore a roof to an open topped double decker bus.

I don't get it

 

[Acker79]

I don't get it

Open topped bus tour around manchester planned for celebrating man utd success is no longer going to happen because they lost last night. A welder is needed to weld the roof back on the bus.

Not a great one, what with ready made open topped-buses, and man utd still having a premiership trophy to parade.

 

[Jamon Jamon]

.... and man utd still having a premiership trophy to parade.

that was my point


.

 

[Acker79]

that was my point


.

Ah.

Also, the joke is, I believe the term, fixtures.

Does anyone know a good WELDER? - North Stand Chat

 

[Jamon Jamon]

I believe the term, fixtures.

please no, anything but that smart arsed term

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[Highfields Seagull]

and man utd still having a premiership trophy to parade.

Except they're not parading it.

 

[siclean]

man utd have a new sponsor...
easyjet
in and out of europe in 90 mins

 

[Easy 10]

man utd have a new sponsor...
easyjet
in and out of europe in 90 mins

That just doesn't really work on any level though, does it.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

what have Jordan and Nemanja Vidic got in common?








they both regret letting black men come inside them....

 

[siclean]

That just doesn't really work on any level though, does it.

? explain !

 

[Easy 10]

? explain !

Well.
"In and out of Europe in 90 minutes" can hardly be applied to a team that has played 13 Champions League games over the course of 8 months and made the Final, can it.

Knocked out in a preliminary qualifying round ? Yes.
Beaten Finalists ? No.

 

[Acker79]

? explain !

Well, they've been in europe throughout the season. Not just the ninety minutes last night.

 

[Highfields Seagull]

Even if it did make sense it wouldn't be funny.

 

[Mendoza]

Subtle but my favourite, the new kit for next year

 

[siclean]

Well.
"In and out of Europe in 90 minutes" can hardly be applied to a team that has played 13 Champions League games over the course of 8 months and made the Final, can it.

Knocked out in a preliminary qualifying round ? Yes.
Beaten Finalists ? No.

do you not understand...its a bit of humour..the thread states..wheres all the jokes!!! ie ...its all a bit of a giggle yeah ?

 

[Easy 10]

do you not understand...its a bit of humour..the thread states..wheres all the jokes!!! ie ...its all a bit of a giggle yeah ?

Needs to have a THREAD of reality about it to have any humour though, dunnit. Otherwise, well it just doesn't WORK.

TWOCHOICEStom has posted a goodun that made me *snigger*
Yours just fell a bit flat I'm afraid. Sorry and all that, nothing personal.

 

[Highfields Seagull]

do you not understand...its a bit of humour..the thread states..wheres all the jokes!!! ie ...its all a bit of a giggle yeah ?

A joke needs to make some sense though.

Man Utd have a new sponsor - Poundland. A load of rubbish and haven't won any awards in Rome.

 

[siclean]

A joke needs to make some sense though.

Man Utd have a new sponsor - Poundland. A load of rubbish and haven't won any awards in Rome.

ok how about this ..
rooney..i had an open goal but still could t score...i could kick myself
ferguson....... dont bother you d probably miss !!!!