Where will Will FINISH on the wedding night?

[El Presidente]

Where will the royal FLUSH?

 

[hart's shirt]

Anywhere around the top 2 would be nice.

 

[narly101]

Buried hilt up to get his brown wings - lucky lad

 

[Titanic]

Won't he get his manservant to perform the acts of conjugal unpleasantness for him?

 

[Marshy]

This thread has made me giggle uncontrolably for some reason !

 

[Marshy]

Oh, and Will being a traditional fella i would say Clunge.

 

[El Presidente]

Oh, and Will being a traditional fella i would say Clunge.

Unless the Royal tomato boat has docked of course.

 

[METALMICKY]

By all accounts the Stag night trip to the titty bar was very embarrassing for poor Wills. Some lovely lady cavorted in front of him and then he had to show his appreciation by shoving crumpled bits of paper with a picture of his granny on into her garter. How sick is that!

 

[User removed 4]

Face, all day long, she will be using his bell end like the proverbial shaving brush .

 

[fire&skill]

No. 4 after being at Eton, one would assume

 

[colinz]

I can remember having this very same conversation at work 30 years ago (seems just like yesterday) when his mother got married.
I think we were all unanimous that it would be no.5

 

[User removed 4]

I can remember having this very same conversation at work 30 years ago (seems just like yesterday) when his mother got married.

I finished off on Di's face plenty of times as a teenager !

 

[Trufflehound]

I can remember having this very same conversation at work 30 years ago (seems just like yesterday) when his mother got married.
I think we were all unanimous that it would be no.5

If only she'd married his father...

 

[User removed 4]

If only she'd married his father...

It's not HARRY getting married .

 

[I'll Get Me Coat]

I can just imagine Wills knocking one out while Harry and his Army buddies give his new bride a fcuking right good roasting.

 

[ROSM]

My indifference to this wedding is driven by having got relatively excited by his parents wedding and the feeling of let down when it turned out to be a sham of magnitude proportions. However if we get on to discussing would you rather have had a pugwash from Di or do A Levels with Kate then it may raise interest (slightly)

 

[colinz]

If only she'd married his father...

I think William was born to early to be named after Will Carling.

 

[Daffy Duck]

I think it'll be either by a length or a short head.

 

[The Large One]

If Wills can keep up with Kate, he'll be fine.

 

[happypig]

He'll get a touch of the "prems", do an Albion and finish the season early. She'll have to finish herself off with the Royal Rabbit.