[Technology] Where is the strangest place you have taken a dump.....

[Insel affe]

We have all been to a friends or relatives house and asked if we can use the toilet, we might get informed the toilet is downstairs or possibly "yes top the landing turn right or left"........

Not

"Top of the landing"
"left or right at the top"

"No top of the landing"

Went to a house today, to measure for flooring and came across this on a Landing between two bedrooms.

Nah, I would rather pop to the car and shit in a bag....

There must be some other bizarre places, folks have taken a dump, other than the loo or a field.

 

[Whoislloydy]

Crystal Palace dressing room

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Isn't there a tory MP on that list on the other thread who would answer 'on my friends face'?

 

[Baker lite]

Balcony of the Hotel Orange, Benidorm (18th floor)
The taxi driver sat at the rank below was absolutely fuming.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Balcony of the Hotel Orange, Benidorm (18th floor)
The taxi driver sat at the rank below was absolutely fuming.

Not on a tube train then

 

[zefarelly]

Balcony of the Hotel Orange, Benidorm (18th floor)
The taxi driver sat at the rank below was absolutely fuming.

and steaming

A mate of mine once climbed a large tree, just to crap on someones camper van roof!

 

[Wrong-Direction]

We have all been to a friends or relatives house and asked if we can use the toilet, we might get informed the toilet is downstairs or possibly "yes top the landing turn right or left"........

Not

"Top of the landing"
"left or right at the top"

"No top of the landing"

Went to a house today, to measure for flooring and came across this on a Landing between two bedrooms.

Nah, I would rather pop to the car and shit in a bag....

There must be some other bizarre places, folks have taken a dump, other than the loo or a field.

Wtf are they playing at!?

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[Seagull58]

There was a Millwall footballer whose party trick was to crouch on the edge of a table and shit in a plastic cup. He got fired after it became public knowledge.

 

[AmexRuislip]

and steaming

A mate of mine once climbed a large tree, just to crap on someones camper van roof!

I did one in cop car on the set of Every Which Way but Loose, whilst I was stunt double for Clyde

 

[Baker lite]

and steaming

A mate of mine once climbed a large tree, just to crap on someones camper van roof!

An old Oppo of mine broke into Prince Andrew’s cabin, when Andy was Flight commander on Edinburgh and curled one down in his boot locker.

 

[Baker lite]

Not on a tube train then

Maybe the day before I retire [emoji6]

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

On a trip to Everest base camp in Nepal in a wooden shack on the edge of the camping area where your “product” just dropped over a high cliff through the hole in the board you were sat on, and through the broken board on the side wall you had a glorious view ofEverest itself in blazing sunshine.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

On a trip to Everest base camp in Nepal in a wooden shack on the edge of the camping area where your “product” just dropped over a high cliff through the hole in the board you were sat on, and through the broken board on the side wall you had a glorious view ofEverest itself in blazing sunshine.

I had that joyful experience too.

 

[Charlies Shinpad]

Many years ago I'm sure a certain Brighton Fan( I won't name him ) curled one down on a dart board on a pub on the way to the game at Norwich.

Personally I've had numerous bowel movements whilst at over 300ft below water [emoji572][emoji572][emoji2526][emoji2526]

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[vegster]

While on a fishing holiday in Cornwall I got the desperate urge to go while digging bait at low tide in the middle of the Gweek Estuary... I had to scramble my way over the mudflats to reach the bank and find a convenient spot amongst the vegetation

... I found myself in a tree surrounded, enclosed area holding some 40-50 canoes of the Helford Scouts....

I checked and no one was around, I was desperate by now and the only way I could think of voiding cleanly and easily was to get my trousers down and sit astride the prows of two parallel canoes with one cheek on each canoe with a drop in between as the canoes narrowed to their points.. it worked a treat, the monster Richard dropped perfectly between them and left easy access for my paperwork...I did the deed and scuttled off 2lb lighter and much relieved. I have always felt just a tad guilty though and hoped there wasn't a reggata due for a week or so.

 

[pasty]

A mate of mine once took a dump in a Tesco carrier bag in my front room, because I was occupying the bathroom taking a dump myself. He was desperate and had to leave to get somewhere. When I came out the bathroom I saw him out the window walking down the road with it. Apparently he dumped it (pun intended) in a rubbish bin somewhere near Amex House

 

[PTC Gull]

While on a fishing holiday in Cornwall I got the desperate urge to go while digging bait at low tide in the middle of the Gweek Estuary... I had to scramble my way over the mudflats to reach the bank and find a convenient spot amongst the vegetation

... I found myself in a tree surrounded, enclosed area holding some 40-50 canoes of the Helford Scouts....

I checked and no one was around, I was desperate by now and the only way I could think of voiding cleanly and easily was to get my trousers down and sit astride the prows of two parallel canoes with one cheek on each canoe with a drop in between as the canoes narrowed to their points.. it worked a treat, the monster Richard dropped perfectly between them and left easy access for my paperwork...I did the deed and scuttled off 2lb lighter and much relieved. I have always felt just a tad guilty though and hoped there wasn't a reggata due for a week or so.

Was there a scout badge awarded for that?

 

[The Clamp]

Kenneth Brannagh’s downstairs bog.

 

[Live by the sea]

We have all been to a friends or relatives house and asked if we can use the toilet, we might get informed the toilet is downstairs or possibly "yes top the landing turn right or left"........

Not

"Top of the landing"
"left or right at the top"

"No top of the landing"

Went to a house today, to measure for flooring and came across this on a Landing between two bedrooms.

Nah, I would rather pop to the car and shit in a bag....

There must be some other bizarre places, folks have taken a dump, other than the loo or a field.

Are you older than 10 ! Sounds like the type of post an infant school child would start .

 

[mikeyjh]

Coventry