[Misc] Where is the strangest place you have ever slept?

[OzMike]

On a park bench in a graveyard after taking a short cut through it after a party.
I even took my shoes off and placed them together on the floor in front of it.

 

[Algernon]

1/ In my Alfa 155 on the A23 going south near Bridges scrapyard. Unfortunately I was driving, luckily it was only for a split second and I pulled into the layby just past the houses and had a nap for an hour or so.

2/ On a bench on a cross channel Townsend Thoresen ferry during a ridiculously rough crossing. There was puke ebbing and flowing across all and any flat surface and everyone was trying to kip anywhere to escape the nausea. I woke to find one hand and one sleeve cuff covered in sick where my arm had flopped down to the floor.

 

[APACHE]

Slept in a hotel that was a jail in the past where they hung murderers. You could see where the iron bars were in the windows and on the front of the hotel they had infact left the bars there.

 

[Charlies Shinpad]

3 months on a submarine

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

3 months on a submarine

It’s your own bloody fault. Should have been a WAFU!

 

[matildaseagull]

Very large flowerpot at Manchester Picadilly Station after clubbing at The Hacienda about 1989. Kicked "awake" every hour or two by a rather annoying policeman, although I'm not sure I actually really slept

 

[pearl]

3 months on a submarine

nightmare! I have a crazy fear of submarines or rather being stuck in one

I slept in a bath after a party once
luggage rack of an over crowded ferry
an ancient old church in France after getting soaked in a thunder storm
woke up in a muddy puddle at Glastonbury
woke up in the beer tent at Glastonbury
Devil's Dyke
Hangleton Golf Course
Fell asleep on the bar of the Argyle Arms and was told to get out
all in the 80s
Oh, and when I was about 8 my cousin locked me in a shed thinking I'd be scared of the dark ... I fell asleep

 

[Lindfield by the Pond]

A friend an I slept on the floor in Kyoto central station next to a porn vending machine. Ran out of time to find a hotel, and besides we had had a few. A female tramp gave up her bench to me, and offered me some Saki in a brown paper bag - politely declined. Kept getting woken by pissed Japanese business men trying to get a mag and get home in the early hours.......happy days

 

[FloatLeft]

There’s been a few strange places but one of the crappest was the tunnel between platforms at Three Bridges station after I missed the last train home.

 

[StonehamPark]

In a tent at Hove Park.

A toilet cubicle in a Bundaberg nightclub, horrible night.

 

[Two Professors]

Survival shelter in northern Norway at -28.
Back of a sea king.
Storm ditch at RAF Akrotiri after getting sh*t faced in the junior rates bar.

Slept outside the 'Yacht Club' at Akrotiri after too many brandy sours.

Strangest place was the lounge at Malaga Airport in 1976.Flight back to Brussels had engine trouble,and all the announcements were in Spanish,so hadn't got a clue and flaked out.Stewardess woke me in the morning,as the flight was waiting.

 

[lawros left foot]

Slept outside the 'Yacht Club' at Akrotiri after too many brandy sours.

Strangest place was the lounge at Malaga Airport in 1976.Flight back to Brussels had engine trouble,and all the announcements were in Spanish,so hadn't got a clue and flaked out.Stewardess woke me in the morning,as the flight was waiting.

I broke 3 bones in my neck diving into the sea at Akotiri.

 

[tip top]

On the pitch at Wembley through an entire rolling stones concert.
On sporty spices sofa.
In Peacehaven fc's clubhouse toilet after I got locked in overnight pissed up on Newcastle brown ale.

 

[Garage_Doors]

In a wardrobe in a room at the Dudley Hotel, it wasn’t through choice as I was locked in there for annoying everyone there.

Somethings never change.

 

[Garage_Doors]

In the German quarters at Colditz Castle in Germany.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

An olive grove somewhere in Mykonos. I wasn't very well at all that night.

University toilet urinals, the night England qualified for the 1982 world cup, and I got hammered. Awful place. Never touched Merrydown cider since.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

A building site in Crest Voland.
Face down in the snow between Val d’Isere and La Daille.
Tennis Courts by Preston Park.
A Jacuzzi in Key West.
On the toilet in Smithy’s in Les Deux Alpes.
Bench in Newquay High Street.
Little Fistral in Newquay.
Walk in fridge in Tignes.

 

[DJ NOBO]

In a chicken run

 

[Your Mum]

For me - it would be a few years ago on the way back from college , fell a sleep on

Your Mum

 

[Milano]

Caves in Tunisia where they filmed Star Wars
Ford Cortina Estate on Brighton beach in about 91
Newhaven fort