When will I puke?

[csider]

Todays menu thus far........

Chicken Kebab, chilli sauce, no onion. Can of fizzy, 7up of course.

Milkmaid Ice cream lolly, 2 pints of milk, pear drops.

Didnt have any breakfast or dinner last night though, and I am emerging from a hangover.

Feeling good!?

 

[Easy 10]

I always know when I'm going to puke. My mouth starts watering LOADS - once that happens I know its going to be chunder central imminently and theres just no stopping it.

It happened in the pub a few months ago. Mouth started watering, so I calmly walked to the toilet and yacked up in the bog. Flushed it away, had a mint, went back and continued with my drink. Thats the great thing about being sick - I always feel absolutely fine straight afterwards (just a bit hungry).

 

[csider]

I always know when I'm going to puke. My mouth starts watering LOADS - once that happens I know its going to be chunder central imminently and theres just no stopping it.

It happened in the pub a few months ago. Mouth started watering, so I calmly walked to the toilet and yacked up in the bog. Flushed it away, had a mint, went back and continued with my drink. Thats the great thing about being sick - I always feel absolutely fine straight afterwards (just a bit hungry).

I am well known for my mid session chunder. Gets the old beer out ready for the new stuff. A Tuaca after several pints usually clears me out.

 

[Perry Milkins]

I always know when I'm going to puke. My mouth starts watering LOADS - once that happens I know its going to be chunder central imminently and theres just no stopping it.

It happened in the pub a few months ago. Mouth started watering, so I calmly walked to the toilet and yacked up in the bog. Flushed it away, had a mint, went back and continued with my drink. Thats the great thing about being sick - I always feel absolutely fine straight afterwards (just a bit hungry).

Yup the old saliva overload from the back and corners of the gob. Always an indicator that the vomit has gone beyond the point of no return. A bit like the 'vinegar strokes' when 'avin it 'orf...not that I have experienced both at the same time...

 

[house your seagull]

i had the saliva glands working overtime the other morning after a session in london, for the first time though i kep it down - i'm not proud of this as i am laughing in the face of nature.

 

[Springal]

im lucky, i am rarely sick due to alcohol and can put away a fair bit really! I do get the odd "mouth watering" but generally nothing happens.

 

[Trufflehound]

Yup the old saliva overload from the back and corners of the gob. Always an indicator that the vomit has gone beyond the point of no return. A bit like the 'vinegar strokes' when 'avin it 'orf...not that I have experienced both at the same time...

Hard luck... Both at the same time AND a dose of the squits would have qualified you for Bully's Star Prize.

 

[Trufflehound]

Incidentally, why do I get Bros going through my head whenever i read the title of this thread?

"When... Will I... Will I be puke-ous?"

 

[crodonilson]

I always know when I'm going to puke. My mouth starts watering LOADS - once that happens I know its going to be chunder central imminently and theres just no stopping it.

It happened in the pub a few months ago. Mouth started watering, so I calmly walked to the toilet and yacked up in the bog. Flushed it away, had a mint, went back and continued with my drink. Thats the great thing about being sick - I always feel absolutely fine straight afterwards (just a bit hungry).

If this is happening when you're drinking then I'd recommend on cutting down on your drinking, it's obviously not doing you any good and the throwing up is your bodies way of telling you that.

 

[Monkster]

Incidentally, why do I get Bros going through my head whenever i read the title of this thread?

"When... Will I... Will I be puke-ous?"

I can't answer, i Can't answer that!

 

[Easy 10]

If this is happening when you're drinking then I'd recommend on cutting down on your drinking, it's obviously not doing you any good and the throwing up is your bodies way of telling you that.

It doesn't happen often. Once in a blue moon in fact. The reason it happened last time was because it was a lunchtime drink - I'd just bolted down my favourite sandwich whilst at my desk (boiled egg with chopped tomato, salad cream, pepper and Bovril), gone down the pub, and was rushing my 2nd pint of Stella down as I had to pop in the bookstore on the way back to the office. The gassy lager just reacted poorly with the egg sandwich situation. It was an accident waiting to happen really, and entirely my own fault. No ill effects though, other than after the chunder and then finishing my beer, I had to skip the book shop.

But thank you for your concern.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

If this is happening when you're drinking then I'd recommend on cutting down on your drinking, it's obviously not doing you any good and the throwing up is your bodies way of telling you that.

Killjoy

 

[Perry Milkins]

Incidentally, why do I get Bros going through my head whenever i read the title of this thread?

"When... Will I... Will I be puke-ous?"

Think Don and Phil got there first.


I've been drinking, with e-e-asy
When will I puke up
I've been turned around, I've been on wife beater
When will I puke up

When I get that saliva feeling
It always breaks my glands in in two, it happens every time
I've been reaching, been chundering
When will I puke up.

 

[csider]

If this is happening when you're drinking then I'd recommend on cutting down on your drinking, it's obviously not doing you any good and the throwing up is your bodies way of telling you that.

Ok Captain Boring. Thanks for that. Looks like no drinks or drugs for me ever again!

 

[Trufflehound]

Think Don and Phil got there first.


I've been drinking, with e-e-asy
When will I puke up
I've been turned around, I've been on wife beater
When will I puke up

When I get that saliva feeling
It always breaks my glands in in two, it happens every time
I've been reaching, been chundering
When will I puke up.

There is always:

There's a lady who's sure
All that beer was too bold
Now she's barfing a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she blows
And if the loos are all closed
With a bleagh she can get what she aims for.
Ooh, ooh, and shes barfing a stairway to heaven.

There's a pub sign on the wall
But she drinks more to be sure
Cause you know sometimes beer has two leanings.
Has a wee by the puke
On a songbird who mings,
Sometimes too much kebab's unforgiving.
Ooh, it makes me chunder,
Ooh, it makes me chunder.

Theres a feeling I get
When I puke up my best,
And my stomach is crying for heaving.
In my shorts I have seen
Pools of puke through the wee,
And the voices of those who standing gagging.
Ooh, it makes me chunder,
Ooh, it really makes me chunder.





Does anyone remember barf-ter?

 

[Scotty Mac]

i always feel so much more refreshed after being sick - sometimes, when feeling down, it is and advantage to enduce tactical vomiting

 

[scooter1]

It doesn't happen often. Once in a blue moon in fact. The reason it happened last time was because it was a lunchtime drink - I'd just bolted down my favourite sandwich whilst at my desk (boiled egg with chopped tomato, salad cream, pepper and Bovril), gone down the pub, and was rushing my 2nd pint of Stella down as I had to pop in the bookstore on the way back to the office. The gassy lager just reacted poorly with the egg sandwich situation. It was an accident waiting to happen really, and entirely my own fault. No ill effects though, other than after the chunder and then finishing my beer, I had to skip the book shop.

But thank you for your concern.

I would have to say that with the combination of the above you really were asking for it.......

As for all your other points, I couldn't agree more..